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Pelican Attacks College Graduation (Video)
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Posted on 04/29/2018 8:10:25 AM PDT by BenLurkin

Well, that’s exactly what happened in Malibu at Pepperdine University’s graduation yesterday when a group of Pelicans decided that maybe some of the students weren’t quite ready to graduate and decided to attack them and let their opinion be heard! But thankfully, the graduation security detail (it’s California) couldn’t find the pelican family on the guest list and promptly surrounded them before realizing they had no idea how to actually kick them out…

See, this is why I’m glad that it’s hot enough in Tennessee to where we have the common sense to have most of our graduations indoors, away from hostile bird formations.

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TOPICS: Local News; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: graduation; pelican; pelicans; pepperdine
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1 posted on 04/29/2018 8:10:25 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGBjIXMD_0s

Lots of hoopin’ and hollerin’


2 posted on 04/29/2018 8:11:52 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

Those people are so useless.


3 posted on 04/29/2018 8:14:45 AM PDT by New Perspective (Proud father of a son with Down Syndrome and fighting to keep him off Obama's death panels.)
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To: BenLurkin

Why does college get out so early? Didn’t spring breaks just end?


4 posted on 04/29/2018 8:16:15 AM PDT by grania (President Trump, stop believing the Masters of War!)
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To: New Perspective

They’re happy.


5 posted on 04/29/2018 8:16:41 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

Too bad the birds didn’t fly in in tight formation and carpet crap the festivities.


6 posted on 04/29/2018 8:17:49 AM PDT by Catmom (We're all gonna get the punishment only some of us deserve.)
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To: BenLurkin
Reminds me of the old limerick:

A wondrous bird is a pelican
His bill can hold more than his belly can
He can hold in his beak
Enough food for a week
But I'll be damned if I know how the hell he can.
7 posted on 04/29/2018 8:21:15 AM PDT by irishjuggler
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To: BenLurkin
Image result for attack  Pelican
8 posted on 04/29/2018 8:28:39 AM PDT by ETL (Obama-Hillary, REAL Russia collusion! Uranium-One Deal, Missile Defense, Nukes. See my FR home page)
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To: New Perspective

They really are, did you happen to notice the little feet drawn on the carpet to show the grads where they should stand when getting their diplomas?

I guess they will need OnStar to get home too.


9 posted on 04/29/2018 8:35:39 AM PDT by The Deplorable Miss Lemon (If illegals are here to do the jobs Americans won't do why are so many illegals on welfare?)
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To: Catmom

I remember standing in “tight formation” at morning colors and being “carpet crapped” by seagulls.

That was 53 years ago. It was pretty funny.

I didn’t get hit.


10 posted on 04/29/2018 8:37:07 AM PDT by Cold Heart
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To: BenLurkin

Nature itself rejects them.


11 posted on 04/29/2018 8:37:56 AM PDT by American in Israel (A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but the foolish mans heart directs him toward the left.)
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To: The Deplorable Miss Lemon

That’s where they stood to get their picture taken. With the diploma.

Kind of an L A thing, I guess. Red carpet and all that.


12 posted on 04/29/2018 8:40:11 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: grania

Some start early and some have shorter winter vacations.

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13 posted on 04/29/2018 8:40:11 AM PDT by Mears
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To: Catmom

Carpet capping is a pelican specialty, truly a wonder of nature.


14 posted on 04/29/2018 8:40:30 AM PDT by American in Israel (A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but the foolish mans heart directs him toward the left.)
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15 posted on 04/29/2018 8:42:25 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: EveningStar

SoCal ping


16 posted on 04/29/2018 8:45:06 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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…a group of Pelicans
…hostile bird formations

It's actually called a "Squadron of Pelicans" and for good reason.

17 posted on 04/29/2018 8:45:40 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: BenLurkin

LOL, I remember my children’s Middle School Graduations and they didn’t even do that for the kids they figured they were smart enough to know where to stand.

But if it was for a picture than I guess I can grudgingly give them the benefit of doubt and the need to get it right.

Poor birds, I hope none were harmed.


18 posted on 04/29/2018 8:45:59 AM PDT by The Deplorable Miss Lemon (If illegals are here to do the jobs Americans won't do why are so many illegals on welfare?)
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To: American in Israel

I deal with Pelicans and Blue Herons all the time on my dock. They really are not afraid of people and will wait til I get right up on them (and they realize I’m going to make them leave) before screaming and taking off. We have one Heron that loves to fish off my swimstep. He just totally ignores me unless I force the issue. I can be sitting in the cockpit and he’ll walk right by me on the dock to get to my swimstep.


19 posted on 04/29/2018 8:52:35 AM PDT by sheana
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To: grania

Is the school on a quarterly or trimester academic calendar?


20 posted on 04/29/2018 9:01:42 AM PDT by Calvin Locke
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