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12 Hilariously Wrong Tech Predictions
INC ^ | 04/28/2018 | Jessica Stillman

Posted on 04/28/2018 4:52:10 PM PDT by SeekAndFind

Is Bitcoin a greed-driven fad or will the blockchain technology that underlies it revolutionize the internet? Will artificial intelligence produce a world of ease and plenty or turn on us and kill us all? Is that jet pack you always wanted arriving any day now, or basically never?

There are no shortage of people who make their livings by claiming to have answers to these questions. You should probably meet their claims with a healthy dose of skepticism.

Futurists aren't all snake oil salesmen, of course, and it's sensible for both individuals and businesses to think ahead and develop contingency plans for possible future scenarios. But history also offers plenty of reasons to be skeptical of "experts" with crystal balls.

In the past, a great many of them have often been outrageously wrong.

You may have heard the infamous 1977 quote by Digital Equipment Corp. president Ken Olson -- "There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home" -- but as a highly entertaining recent roundup of failed tech predictions by blog Relatively Interesting illustrates, Olson's flub was just the tip of a very large iceberg.

Here's a small sampling of the sometimes hilarious quotes that made the list. I can't guarantee the historical accuracy of all of them (many quotes have incredibly murky origins), but I can promise they'll remind you that confidence is no guarantee of actual competence when it comes to predictions of the future of tech.

  1. "With over fifteen types of foreign cars already on sale here, the Japanese auto industry isn't likely to carve out a big share of the market for itself." -- Business Week, 1968.
  2. "Lee DeForest has said in many newspapers and over his signature that it would be possible to transmit the human voice across the Atlantic before many years. Based on these absurd and deliberately misleading statements, the misguided public ... has been persuaded to purchase stock in his company ..." -- a U.S. District Attorney, prosecuting American inventor Lee DeForest for selling stock fraudulently through the mail for his Radio Telephone Company in 1913.
  3. "To place a man in a multi-stage rocket and project him into the controlling gravitational field of the moon where the passengers can make scientific observations, perhaps land alive, and then return to earth - all that constitutes a wild dream worthy of Jules Verne. I am bold enough to say that such a man-made voyage will never occur regardless of all future advances." -- Lee DeForest, American radio pioneer and inventor of the vacuum tube, in 1926.
  4. "Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible." -- Lord Kelvin, British mathematician and physicist, president of the British Royal Society, 1895.
  5. "Nuclear-powered vacuum cleaners will probably be a reality in 10 years." - Alex Lewyt, president of vacuum cleaner company Lewyt Corp., in the New York Times in 1955.
  6. "There is not the slightest indication that nuclear energy will ever be obtainable. It would mean that the atom would have to be shattered at will." -- Albert Einstein, 1932.

  7. "The cinema is little more than a fad. It's canned drama. What audiences really want to see is flesh and blood on the stage." -- Charlie Chaplin, actor, producer, director, and studio founder, 1916.
  8. "The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty of messenger boys." -- Sir William Preece, Chief Engineer, British Post Office, 1878.
  9. "The world potential market for copying machines is 5,000 at most." -- IBM, to the eventual founders of Xerox, 1959.
  10. "How, sir, would you make a ship sail against the wind and currents by lighting a bonfire under her deck? I pray you, excuse me, I have not the time to listen to such nonsense." -- Napoleon Bonaparte, when told of Robert Fulton's steamboat.
  11. "[Television] won't be able to hold on to any market it captures after the first six months. People will soon get tired of staring at a plywood box every night." -- Darryl Zanuck, movie producer, 20th Century Fox, 1946.
  12. "When the Paris Exhibition [of 1878] closes, electric light will close with it and no more will be heard of it." -- Oxford professor Erasmus Wilson.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; History; Science; Society
KEYWORDS: predictions; stringtheory; technology
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1 posted on 04/28/2018 4:52:10 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind

So....people who invested in the Radio Telephone Company. Did they get rich, or did they lose their money?


2 posted on 04/28/2018 4:57:57 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: SeekAndFind

Around 1952, I was 5 years old. My 10 year old Brother knew everything. He belonged to a gang, not a bad gang, just a bunch of local kids.

One day we were standing around an old barrel which was burning tar. The question came up: Will man ever land on the moon.

Joe thought for a few seconds and said, “no”.

That was it, I knew we would never land on the moon.


3 posted on 04/28/2018 4:59:13 PM PDT by yarddog
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To: BenLurkin

Add to the list of you want. Here’s my addition:

“The next generation of interesting software will be done on the Macintosh, not the IBM PC,” said Bill Gates in a BusinessWeek article in 1984.

SOURCE: http://www.businessinsider.com/the-dumbest-things-bill-gates-ever-said-2016-4#the-next-generation-of-interesting-software-will-be-done-on-the-macintosh-not-the-ibm-pc-said-bill-gates-in-a-businessweek-article-in-1984-1


4 posted on 04/28/2018 4:59:51 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind

11. Jeff Sessions is about to spring his trap.


5 posted on 04/28/2018 5:00:32 PM PDT by hardspunned
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To: BenLurkin

“I believe OS/2 is destined to be the most important operating system, and possibly program, of all time,” Bill Gates said in 1987.


6 posted on 04/28/2018 5:00:38 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind

SOURCE: https://www.forbes.com/sites/robertszczerba/2015/01/05/15-worst-tech-predictions-of-all-time/#7915a6901299

1966: “Remote shopping, while entirely feasible, will flop.” — Time Magazine.

1981: “Cellular phones will absolutely not replace local wire systems.” — Marty Cooper, inventor.

1995: “I predict the Internet will soon go spectacularly supernova and in 1996 catastrophically collapse.” — Robert Metcalfe, founder of 3Com.


7 posted on 04/28/2018 5:02:36 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind

“If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.”

Barack Obama, 2010.


8 posted on 04/28/2018 5:10:29 PM PDT by Brilliant
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To: Brilliant

And don’t forget that the polar ice caps are going to melt in 2013. I think that the inventor of the internet, Al Gore said that.


9 posted on 04/28/2018 5:24:32 PM PDT by notpoliticallycorewrecked (Will the last responsible person leaving California, please turn out the lights.)
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To: SeekAndFind

In 1962, Decca Records refused to sign the Beatles, saying “guitar groups are on the way out” and “The Beatles have no future in show business,”.


10 posted on 04/28/2018 5:26:04 PM PDT by OttawaFreeper ("If I had to go to war again, I'd bring lacrosse players" Conn Smythe)
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11. Jeff Sessions is about to spring his trap.

We have a todays winner !

11 posted on 04/28/2018 5:30:22 PM PDT by Newbomb Turk (Hey Newbomb, where is your bothers ElCamino ?)
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To: SeekAndFind

bttt


12 posted on 04/28/2018 5:34:00 PM PDT by aberaussie
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To: SeekAndFind

In the late ‘80s and early ‘90s, the learned wizards of smart were all crowing about how Japan’s “Fifth Generation Computer” was going to be the next wonder of the world.


13 posted on 04/28/2018 5:34:49 PM PDT by Steely Tom ([Seth Rich] == [the Democrat's John Dean])
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To: Steely Tom

14 posted on 04/28/2018 5:36:13 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind

Ah yes, Edward Feigenbaum, the greeaat learned man.


15 posted on 04/28/2018 5:42:25 PM PDT by Steely Tom ([Seth Rich] == [the Democrat's John Dean])
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To: OttawaFreeper

While not a tech prediction, the rock group Rush figured that when they released their album “2112” in 1976 it would be their last - but they would go out on their terms.

They finally did hang it up a few years ago after 40+ years!

With regard to tech - I’m still waiting for the regular use of flying cars!


16 posted on 04/28/2018 5:46:29 PM PDT by 21twelve
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To: SeekAndFind

Bookmark


17 posted on 04/28/2018 5:50:52 PM PDT by SES1066 (Happiness is a depressed Washington, DC housing market!)
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To: 21twelve

I made a prediction once.

I bought the very first issue of People Magazine,went home,read it,and told my husband that it was just garbage and would never last.

Oh well !


18 posted on 04/28/2018 5:52:36 PM PDT by Mears
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To: 21twelve

On the non tech field as well, I recall reading about how Randy Travis was turned down by every label in Nashville as they considered him “too country” (they apparently made the same comments about Dwight Yoakam). Executives at Warner Bros in Nashville figured that they would be happy if a few thousand copies of Travis’ debut album “Storms of Life” were to have sold (it ended up going gold and then later platinum).

Rush never made a bad album over all of those years, IMHO. Whether you like the earlier years or the 1980s and 1990s period, they always made very good to excellent music.


19 posted on 04/28/2018 5:57:50 PM PDT by OttawaFreeper ("If I had to go to war again, I'd bring lacrosse players" Conn Smythe)
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To: Mears
I bought the very first issue of People Magazine,went home,read it,and told my husband that it was just garbage and would never last.

Interesting. That's precisely the same reaction I had when I first heard KC & The Sunshine Band on the radio.

20 posted on 04/28/2018 5:59:54 PM PDT by Steely Tom ([Seth Rich] == [the Democrat's John Dean])
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