Posted on 04/17/2018 6:56:12 PM PDT by ameribbean expat
A naked Florida man in a Publix parking lot kicked trash cans and jumped on and punched cars while screaming "I only had one beer!" cops say.
Indian River County sheriff's deputies arrested Jonathan Boettcher, 46, and charged him with disorderly public intoxication.
According to the arrest report, a deputy arrived at a Publix on U.S. 1 in Vero Beach Thursday night to find Boettcher swinging his arms and yelling while wearing no shirt and no underwear, but with basketball shorts around his ankles.
The deputy said Boettcher was sweating uncontrollably as he yelled "I only had one beer!" and "I only wanted to smoke some pot."
(Excerpt) Read more at amp.miamiherald.com ...
Humidity causes madness.
“Forget it, Jake, it’s Florida”.
But Bath Salts? I have imbibed my full, good sir!
I believe that in Florida, it is customary to be naked when punching cars.
Cool.
Don't tease us, what was the NAME of the beer?
Well I guess winters over, back to the madness
I have drank couple of MilwaukeBest that piss will make you wish you hadnt
Yeah...Florida.
I’m beginning to see that government-funded dope additive for them might not be such a bad idea after all. ...perhaps something that would take an elephant down for good and all with a single dose.
‘Painkiller pills turned me gay’ claims man who ditched his girlfriend after breaking his foot
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Starbucks wants to apologize for not inviting him in.
What the heck is algore doing in Florida???
...yeah, but he didn’t have a condom stuck in his nose....
One beer and a tide pod. -)
Nko just a trustee of modern recreational pharmaceutical chemistry
Florida Man: Best superhero EVER.
I remember when I had my first beer.
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