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Florida Man. The rest of you have to watch cable. We get it live.
1 posted on 04/17/2018 6:56:12 PM PDT by ameribbean expat
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To: ameribbean expat

Humidity causes madness.


2 posted on 04/17/2018 7:02:07 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: ameribbean expat

“Forget it, Jake, it’s Florida”.


3 posted on 04/17/2018 7:02:59 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: ameribbean expat
"I only had one beer!"

But Bath Salts? I have imbibed my full, good sir!

4 posted on 04/17/2018 7:11:50 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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To: ameribbean expat

I believe that in Florida, it is customary to be naked when punching cars.


5 posted on 04/17/2018 7:14:22 PM PDT by proxy_user
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To: ameribbean expat
"I only had one beer!"

Don't tease us, what was the NAME of the beer?

7 posted on 04/17/2018 7:18:27 PM PDT by TChad (Leftthink: Reality is sadly out of touch with the higher truth.)
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To: ameribbean expat

Well I guess winters over, back to the madness


8 posted on 04/17/2018 7:39:25 PM PDT by Keyhopper (Lock her up)
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To: ameribbean expat

Yeah...Florida.

I’m beginning to see that government-funded dope additive for them might not be such a bad idea after all. ...perhaps something that would take an elephant down for good and all with a single dose.


10 posted on 04/17/2018 7:43:29 PM PDT by familyop ("Welcome to Costco. I love you." - -Costco greeter in the movie, "Idiocracy")
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‘Painkiller pills turned me gay’ claims man who ditched his girlfriend after breaking his foot
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/painkiller-pills-turned-gay-says-12372721


11 posted on 04/17/2018 7:54:27 PM PDT by familyop ("Welcome to Costco. I love you." - -Costco greeter in the movie, "Idiocracy")
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To: ameribbean expat

Starbucks wants to apologize for not inviting him in.


12 posted on 04/17/2018 7:57:53 PM PDT by Fedora
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To: ameribbean expat

...yeah, but he didn’t have a condom stuck in his nose....


14 posted on 04/17/2018 9:17:55 PM PDT by Doogle (( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: ameribbean expat

One beer and a tide pod. -)


15 posted on 04/17/2018 9:53:19 PM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: ameribbean expat

Florida Man: Best superhero EVER.


17 posted on 04/17/2018 10:33:33 PM PDT by Luircin
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To: ameribbean expat

I remember when I had my first beer.


18 posted on 04/18/2018 12:03:25 AM PDT by keving (We the government)
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