Full title: EXCLUSIVE 'I want to become a DAD... but my kids won't look anything like me': Human Ken Doll Rodrigo Alves reveals he's preparing for fatherhood after meeting real life Barbie
1 posted on
03/15/2018 8:31:47 PM PDT by
Trillian
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To: Trillian
He looks like Colonel Sanders’ corpse, after its been shaved.
2 posted on
03/15/2018 8:35:26 PM PDT by
PGR88
To: Trillian
3 posted on
03/15/2018 8:35:34 PM PDT by
a fool in paradise
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To: Trillian
4 posted on
03/15/2018 8:35:38 PM PDT by
Ciaphas Cain
(Progressives are turning America into "Harrison Bergeron" as conceived by Ayn Rand.)
To: Trillian
5 posted on
03/15/2018 8:40:01 PM PDT by
Ezekiel
( All who mourn(ed!) the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
To: Trillian
To: Trillian
Any doctor who did that should lose his license.
To: Trillian
The Man has an entirely wrong impression of the problem his looks pose to his future prospects for children.
I’d say that someone hit him with an ugly stick, but I’d think a beating with a stick would’ve helped him better then the surgeons did.
8 posted on
03/15/2018 8:44:50 PM PDT by
Bayard
To: Trillian
‘I really want to get a dog and have some children. Obviously my kids won’t look anything like me because I have changed my look with 60 surgeries.
Get the dog, it might look like him.................
9 posted on
03/15/2018 8:46:38 PM PDT by
PeterPrinciple
(Thinking Caps are no longer being issued but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere.)
To: Trillian
To: Trillian
options turn out the lights, a one bagger.
To: Trillian
He should just get a dog and forget the kids.
16 posted on
03/15/2018 9:02:57 PM PDT by
Innovative
("Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." -- Vince Lombardi)
To: Trillian
I really want to get a dog and have some children.Well, get a dog. See how that goes.
18 posted on
03/15/2018 9:08:07 PM PDT by
dr_lew
To: Trillian
Sorry Ken, you can’t have kids because you are not anatomically correct.
Remember? It was part of the conversion. Silly doll.
19 posted on
03/15/2018 9:21:39 PM PDT by
right way right
(May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our one and only true hope.)
To: Trillian
To: Trillian
"I really want to get a dog and have some children."Well, you can't say the guy hasn't got priorities and plans...
[</SARC>]
22 posted on
03/15/2018 10:38:48 PM PDT by
TXnMA
("Allah": Satan's current alias; "0bama": Allah's stooge; "Moderate Muslims": Allah's useful idiots.)
To: Trillian
23 posted on
03/15/2018 11:31:26 PM PDT by
Slyfox
(Not my circus, not my monkeys)
To: Trillian
Me and women like this guy are way too self absorbed and narcissistic to be parents. The kid will be a fashion accessory and will be raised and turned into an even more vacuous and vain person than this guy.
24 posted on
03/15/2018 11:56:09 PM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
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To: Trillian
He looks a little like Leona Helmsley.
26 posted on
03/16/2018 1:26:55 AM PDT by
MoochPooch
(I'm a compassionate cynic.)
To: Trillian
The mentally ill. Poor thing.
27 posted on
03/16/2018 1:34:36 AM PDT by
jacknhoo
(Luke 12:51; Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
To: Trillian
He claims his family helped him pay for his surgeries? I thought I had previously read he had a sugar daddy.
31 posted on
03/16/2018 2:11:07 AM PDT by
GnuThere
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