Posted on 03/08/2018 10:01:48 AM PST by DUMBGRUNT
77-year-old woman received stitches and treatments for rabies after a wild otter viciously attacked her while she was kayaking down a Florida river.
... "And then all of a sudden he jumped on the kayak and two seconds later he jumped on me."
...he 77-year-old said her hat was shredded, but added she was fortunate to be wearing a life jacket that protected her back.
"By some miracle, I don't have any injuries on the top of my head,"
(Excerpt) Read more at foxnews.com ...
“The headlines of Mans Life not only advertised dangerous and/or lascivious adventures, they sometimes promised the reader actual instructions on how to access such debauchery in real life.”
https://dangerousminds.net/comments/weasels_ripped_my_flesh
A gold mine!
One minor issue, the kayaker was attacked by an otter, not a weasel.
Same mother, different brother?
No, not that one... the otter one.
The otter probably had babies nearby.........
You beat me to it!...............I otter be faster.................
Otter CCW while kayaking
Maybe when it went for her head his balls were dangling from her nose?
Walmarts kayaks and paddle boards are cheaper than anywhere else. I recently bought 1 of each from there. The grandkids and their friends love them. Gonna buy another paddle board from them before summer.
Reminds me off the Jeff Foxworthy bit that is my favorite of his “If you’ve ever had your nipple bitten off by a beaver, you might be a redneck”
This otter be good.
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Love, love, love.....can hear the speech in my head ; )
That would be traumatic!
Hmmmm is she a registered Democrat or a decent person?
determined the Otter was a He....He had balls enough to attack her?
Loved it....!!
I was kayaking on the inland waterway once, at night on a full moon with a strong tide, and all of a sudden an otter head appeared in the water next to me. Literally, just the head. I guess it had gotten chopped off by a propeller earlier in the day. And no matter what I did, the head kept following me because it had gotten caught up in the stream of the kayak. So for the entire trip the moonlight shone upon this pathetic looking head bobbing along rapidly in the black water at my side...
It was a truly creepy experience!
Yuck, that made the hair on the back of my arms stand up.
They stand up when I read or hear about yuckie and bizarre things like that.
Yuck, that made the hair on the back of my arms stand up.
They stand up when I read or hear about creepy/yuckie and bizarre things like that.
Was that Wild Weasel flying in an F4C at the time?
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