[aomagrat]

Good thing he didn't tell her to make him a sammich.

[Morpheus2009]

Why? Was he cheating ? What is up with women doing genital mutilation? It should rightfully be called the female equivalent of being a rapist.

[moovova]

Something tells me he just should've known better.

[FirstFlaBn]

Or - as the old joke goes - “now jerk it off.”

[Delta 21]

Courtesy PING.

[BobL]

Funny, I would NOTICE if someone was trying to steal my genitals.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Melinda, they don’t have tear-off perforations, you silly woman. You need to ring Lorena and get some tips on how to do this right.

[Dr. Sivana]

Reminds me of Deuteronomy 25:11-12 (Douay-Rheims)

[11] If two men have words together, and one begin to fight against the other, and the other's wife willing to deliver her husband out of the hand of the stronger, shall put forth her hand, and take him by the secrets,
[12] Thou shalt cut off her hand, neither shalt thou be moved with any pity in her regard.

Some things just shouldn't be messed with.

[lee martell]

So who let the dogs out?

[Gamecock]

By any chance did she threaten to feed the genitals to a wolf?

[familyop]

If she wanted to have fewer kids than the neighbors, she should have attacked herself.

[pax_et_bonum]

...start cleaning the house, which he says was fully covered in animal feces.

Dang.

[Enterprise]

"Augusta woman arrested for trying to rip off boyfriend's genitals"

It would take balls to do that.

[MrEdd]

There is a King Missile song in this story somewhere.

[Trillian]

She was just trying to help him with his transition. /s

[Blogatron]

“Your Honor, my client saw him trying to do it himself and she just wanted to help.”

[Oscar in Batangas]

Hell hath no fury like a woman spermed.