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A Man and his Dog
Posted on 02/15/2018 6:18:07 PM PST by savedbygrace
Every morning, at 6am, Bones would nudge his owner, John, on the hand or nose, whatever was closest to the edge of the bed, to wake him up. John would get his wits about him, roll out of bed, and take Bones for a walk.
This same routine happened every morning. For years.
Then one day, Bones passed away, after a long and happy life.
The next morning, right at 6am, John woke up and glanced at the clock. Slowly, he turned over, hugging his wife, and nuzzled her neck seductively.
With his mouth close to her ear, he whispered, “Wanna go for a walk?”
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To: savedbygrace
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posted on
02/15/2018 6:21:25 PM PST
by
mojo114
(Pray for our military)
To: savedbygrace
“Well I’d say she certainly had marvelous judgement, Albert, if not particularly good taste,”
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posted on
02/15/2018 6:22:47 PM PST
by
King Moonracer
(Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....Dirty Bob Mueller)
To: King Moonracer
hehe. Still a classic movie.
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posted on
02/15/2018 6:31:22 PM PST
by
dynachrome
(When an empire dies, you are left with vast monuments in front of which peasants squat to defecate)
To: King Moonracer
OK, how many people are going to recognize this quote, from a truly underated movie?
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posted on
02/15/2018 6:31:40 PM PST
by
jonascord
(First rule of the Dunning-Kruger Club is that you do not know you are in the Dunning-Kruger club.)
To: savedbygrace
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posted on
02/15/2018 6:40:05 PM PST
by
Dawgreg
(Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.)
To: savedbygrace
I saw it coming from a mile away, but it was still good 8O)
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posted on
02/15/2018 6:41:29 PM PST
by
heterosupremacist
(Domine Iesu Christe, Filius Dei, miserere me peccatorem!)
To: dynachrome
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posted on
02/15/2018 6:41:49 PM PST
by
Dawgreg
(Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.)
To: Dawgreg
“A Boy and his Dog” starring Don Johnson. Fun post-apocalyptic stuff
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posted on
02/15/2018 6:47:41 PM PST
by
dynachrome
(When an empire dies, you are left with vast monuments in front of which peasants squat to defecate)
To: savedbygrace
A Man and his Dog Coming soon to a wedding chapel near you...
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posted on
02/15/2018 7:17:50 PM PST
by
OrangeHoof
(Donald Trump: Doing the work American politicians just won't do.)
To: savedbygrace
Thanks! I sent to my wife and sister.
To: savedbygrace
thinking about life changes.. as I go into a life change...dealing with hunting dogs...made me laugh...thanks
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posted on
02/15/2018 10:01:30 PM PST
by
curdogmen
(we got a dog in this hunt)
To: King Moonracer
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posted on
02/15/2018 10:18:38 PM PST
by
higgmeister
( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken)
To: jonascord
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posted on
02/15/2018 10:19:37 PM PST
by
higgmeister
( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken)
To: savedbygrace
Ha! Thanks!
Will be forwarding :)
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posted on
02/15/2018 10:39:42 PM PST
by
redinIllinois
(Pro-life, accountant, gun-totin' Grandma's​ - multi issue voterp it)
To: higgmeister
“A man and his dog” immediately reminded me of “A boy and his dog”. Kind of how turds remind of Democrats.
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posted on
02/16/2018 4:15:42 AM PST
by
King Moonracer
(Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....Dirty Bob Mueller)
To: dynachrome
OK, thanks dynachrome. Obviously I never saw it.........lol
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posted on
02/16/2018 4:22:32 AM PST
by
Dawgreg
(Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.)
To: heterosupremacist
To: ProtectOurFreedom
To: dynachrome
OK, I looked it up. I see it’s a sci-fi film. That’s why I didn’t recognize it. I watch very few sci-fi films.
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