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Geezer Grins
email from a friend | 2/10/2018 | unknown

Posted on 02/10/2018 11:31:04 AM PST by sodpoodle

A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted night’s sleep.

New Wine for Seniors , I kid you not.....

Clare Valley vintners in South Australia, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.

It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as

PINO MORE


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: sorryseniors
I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE!! Forward this to all your "senior" friends like I just did.
1 posted on 02/10/2018 11:31:04 AM PST by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

Love Ya sod...Sac


2 posted on 02/10/2018 11:36:45 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: sodpoodle

:)


3 posted on 02/10/2018 11:39:10 AM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: sodpoodle
That was so hilarious the I almost wet myself...

You say that it is called PINO MORE? 😋

4 posted on 02/10/2018 11:44:57 AM PST by A Formerly Proud Canadian (I once was blind but now I see...)
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To: sodpoodle

LOL, you had me at antidiuretic!


5 posted on 02/10/2018 11:59:56 AM PST by Billyv ( Ephesians 6:11 for we battle not against flesh and blood...Pray for our leaders and nation!)
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To: sodpoodle

PINO MORE? Brilliant marketing ploy...


6 posted on 02/10/2018 12:08:54 PM PST by heterosupremacist (Domine Iesu Christe, Filius Dei, miserere me peccatorem!)
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To: heterosupremacist

Sometimes diuretics are used to prevent fluid build up in the lungs due to degraded heart function (ie enlarged heart, left ventricle performance etc...). Seems like a stupid idea.


7 posted on 02/10/2018 12:52:26 PM PST by Clutch Martin (Hot sauce aside, every culture has its pancakes, just as every culture has its noodle.)
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To: Clutch Martin

UM.. Satire...?


8 posted on 02/10/2018 1:18:52 PM PST by Afterguard (Deplorable me!)
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To: sodpoodle

You really had me...”going”...there.


9 posted on 02/10/2018 2:10:53 PM PST by FrdmLvr
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To: Clutch Martin

It’s a JOKE!


10 posted on 02/10/2018 2:47:43 PM PST by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: sodpoodle

I’m pissed.


11 posted on 02/10/2018 3:12:40 PM PST by JusPasenThru (It is OK to be white.)
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To: sodpoodle

Is this a good thing?

Depends...


12 posted on 02/10/2018 4:28:15 PM PST by left that other site (For America to have CONFIDENCE in our future, we must have PRIDE in our HISTORY... DJT)
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To: Clutch Martin

You’re in denial.


13 posted on 02/11/2018 3:31:59 PM PST by polymuser (Its terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged today. - Chesterton)
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“You’re in denial”

I’ve been had! Before coffee even! Hahaha...


14 posted on 02/11/2018 5:34:04 PM PST by Clutch Martin (Hot sauce aside, every culture has its pancakes, just as every culture has its noodle.)
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