Saudi Camel Beauty Festival: 12 Entrants Disqualified for Botox Use

The National ^ | January 23, 2018 | Anna Zacharias

[nickcarraway]

The Super Bowl of camel pageantry (Video)

[Sacajaweau]

We have NASCAR. They have CARCAS.

[caligatrux]

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves...

[freedumb2003]

>>Sometimes the jokes just write themselves...<<

Darn you! Get out of my mind!!!

LOL!!

[WayneS]

...the multi-million dollar industry of camel pageantry...

Words I never thought I would see together, in that order...

[Vaquero]

[WayneS]

Before winners are announced, owners must swear on the Quran about a camel's age and ownership... ...This, in the end, does the trick.

Yeah, right.

[glennaro]

Is this part of the pool of “72 virgins” I read so much about?

[SpinnerWebb]

you failed to specify HUMAN virgins...

NEVER make a deal with a Djinni

[I want the USA back]

Prettier than the women. But then, now would anyone know, with the burkas!

[glennaro]

I’ve heard about “lighting up a Camel” ... but this??!!

[Peesypie]

So, this wasn’t a joke after all? Thought it was some sort of ‘The Onion’ thing.

What an amazing world we live in.

[jonrick46]

Look at those long legs and full lips!

[nickcarraway]

No, it’s a real, annual event.

[dangus]

You mean the joke about one hump or two?

[Jewbacca]

Q: How did Mohamed find a camel lost in the bushes?

A: Very satisfying.

[Sgt_Schultze]

[Disambiguator]

"And no camels!"

[EQAndyBuzz]

"“It makes the head more inflated so when the camel comes it’s like, ‘Oh look at how big is that head is. It has big lips, a big nose’.”" Not..going..there. Helen, is that you?

[Cloverfarm]

Can’t really criticize since we used to go on “show-cations” when the kids were showing cattle in 4-H. Same temptations to make the animal show just a little better ...