To: nickcarraway
We have NASCAR. They have CARCAS.
To: nickcarraway
Sometimes the jokes just write themselves...
3 posted on
01/23/2018 1:17:02 PM PST by
caligatrux
(Rage, rage against the dying of the light.)
To: nickcarraway
...the multi-million dollar industry of camel pageantry... Words I never thought I would see together, in that order...
5 posted on
01/23/2018 1:22:47 PM PST by
WayneS
(An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill)
To: nickcarraway
6 posted on
01/23/2018 1:23:27 PM PST by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: nickcarraway
Before winners are announced, owners must swear on the Quran about a camel's age and ownership... ...This, in the end, does the trick. Yeah, right.
7 posted on
01/23/2018 1:24:28 PM PST by
WayneS
(An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill)
To: nickcarraway
Is this part of the pool of “72 virgins” I read so much about?
8 posted on
01/23/2018 1:25:26 PM PST by
glennaro
To: nickcarraway
Prettier than the women. But then, now would anyone know, with the burkas!
10 posted on
01/23/2018 1:33:30 PM PST by
I want the USA back
(Voltaire: To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.)
To: nickcarraway; All
So, this wasn’t a joke after all? Thought it was some sort of ‘The Onion’ thing.
What an amazing world we live in.
12 posted on
01/23/2018 1:46:54 PM PST by
Peesypie
To: nickcarraway
Look at those long legs and full lips!
13 posted on
01/23/2018 1:48:54 PM PST by
jonrick46
(Trump continues to have all the right enemies.)
To: nickcarraway
Q: How did Mohamed find a camel lost in the bushes?
A: Very satisfying.
16 posted on
01/23/2018 2:05:08 PM PST by
Jewbacca
(The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
To: nickcarraway
17 posted on
01/23/2018 2:07:30 PM PST by
Sgt_Schultze
(When your business model depends on slave labor, you're always going to need more slaves.)
To: nickcarraway
"And no camels!"
18 posted on
01/23/2018 2:14:36 PM PST by
Disambiguator
(Keepin' it analog.)
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