Missing sailor who hid on USS Shiloh was found filthy, carrying Peeps candy, report says

Stars and Stripes ^ | 1/17/18

[grobdriver]

LOL!!!

The way that page was formatted:
"that he could shoot fireballs out of his
hands"

I was just sure the next word was going to be "ass"!

Hello Braveheart!!

[Bryanw92]

>>”he could stop running engineering department engines by pulsating electricity with his body, that he could shoot fireballs out of his hands, that he had a friend who had a motorcycle with the same engine as the ship, that he had been to space, and that before the Navy he was going to work for NASA because he had reached the pinnacle of how strong a human could be...”

Big deal. Any Navy Electrician’s Mate can do that!

[Enchante]

Umm yeah, he was psychotic.....

[Jane Long]

Whoo boy.....and we thought Cpl Klinger was cray cray.

[SaveFerris]

I remember Klinger trying for a Section 8 from the Army on M*A*S*H = this guy must be the Navy's equivalent

[Rastus]

Man, you could MacGyver up some fine $&@# with urine, feces, a camelback, a multi-tool, Peeps candy and an empty peanut butter jar. Maybe Angus would leave off the first two, though....

[ptsal]

At least, it wasn’t Twinkies.

[Rastus]

I always wished someone would shake him and say, “None of us wants to be here! What makes you so GD special?!” Unlike 99% of the world, I was glad when they dropped that whole dress thing (not really a MASH fan, though).

[SaveFerris]

Yeah they wore it out. I remember when Colonel Potter was interviewing him about Toledo and then asked his rank - to which he answered “Corporal” without thinking. It was funny.

[4yearlurker]

Okay...what,is a camelback?

[11Bush]

Backpack, or attachment to a backpack, that carries water, delivered by tube to the user when desired.

[posterchild]

Shoot a fella could have a pretty good weekend in an engine room with all that stuff

[Ann Archy]

WTF???

[GMMC0987]

Thank you Major Kong.

[blueunicorn6]

“And an empty peanut butter jar with him”

I thought he might be crazy until I read that.

Nothing says “sane” like carrying around an empty peanut butter jar.

[Rastus]

Doesn’t say a lot about our Navy’s ship security. This guy could have been up to anything in that week.

[Billthedrill]

“So, Captain, did anyone bother to verify that my client cannot shoot flaming fireballs from his hands and does not have a friend with a motorcycle with the same engine as the ship? No? I thought not. Your honor, the defendant must be acquitted!”

[dennisw]

shooting fireballs out his azz is more easily formattable. He should just lie back and think of England.

[blueunicorn6]

Covered in urine and feces?

He’d been missing since shoreleave in San Francisco?