Posted on 01/17/2018 7:38:17 AM PST by Nateman
Michelle Malkin has started a #CoryBookerCaptionContest thread on Twitter. Since Twitter shadow bans people and FreeRepublic does not I figured a photoshop contest here would work out better. It's been too long since we've had a photoshop thread anyways! (For those of you who don't know the story behind this, click here)
I'll start off with one of mine.
Hello all! You've all enjoyed photoshop threads before which is why I pinged you! Join in for some fun!
I envision Bookerman with his hands out in an “Al Franken” pose. I.e. one woman on each side, being groped, with his newspaper article at the bottom where he describes groping a woman.
“one woman on each side, being groped...”
Or just one really big one..
Looks like he’s pulling an Al Frankin.
Talk about having a spittle-flecked nutty...this was bizarre beyond belief.
This thread may win the most laughs of the month award.
Alas, my ideas are so ... un-PC as to be even UnBiblically gross and certainly best kept to myself. e.g. I can picture Puh-lousey as various body parts, quite easily.
What might be more kosher ... pondering.
How might one picture Poke-her-haunt-us Warren as a supermouth? ... A mouth as big as her phony feathered headdress?
And the stupidly ranting black congress critter super-mouths ... a super gaping mouth on a long thin neck and a midget body? Maybe with black teeth?
Some snakes in the grass images with the DEMRATS might be interesting.
Maybe some DIMRAT's with only 10% of their brain images like that unfortunate bloke born that way. IIRC, his head sloped dramatically and steeply back from his forehead missing most of the volume of a normal head.
Maybe some Siamese twin images of some DIMRATS bonded to satan at the head or hip or some such.
I could imagine Puh-Lousey also as an empty head perched atop an outhouse that had tiny legs and arms.
And a lot of DIMRATS could be quite honestly pictured as grifters with corrupt cash sticking out all over.
This is too much fun. I should go back to bed and get some more sleep.
"....I have seven imaginary friends who say I'm delightful"
Cory Booker: “This is how the boogieman knocked me down and bad touched me, all on orders from Trump!”
Only a few words needed....Cory Booker is simply, dumb, dumber & dumbest. Case closed.
How does this grab you?
I put a spell on you, cue Annie Lennox
I was thinking of one with a lolly pop, a pacifier and something else
Oh, that’s good!
Just because the Silliness thread isn't around anymore.
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