Posted on 01/15/2018 11:15:26 AM PST by arrow107
Just Having some fun with my son's school assignment in which he is to take a current event/issue and turn it into a book/story. I thought a small book with each page starting with "You Might Be A Sh*thole Country If...." (hats off to Jeff Foxworthy) and add pics and some stats/info for each. I know that Freepers have a biting sense of humor coupled with facts to make this so much more than we can do alone. So, if you will, a little help Freepers to get us started; You Might Be A Sh*thole Country If....
If women have to choose between possible rape and relieving themselves outside.
... you put national leaders on your currency while they're still in office.
….your country won’t allow you to have a gun to protect yourself.
You mount a protest for being called one? Kind of a DOH! moment.
You know that you’re in a S-hole country when the only time the streets are flooded is when the sewer’s backed up again (Cairo).
...you pay the Clintoons money expecting results.
...you have to step over sh*t in the street to get to a microphone to denounce such a statement.
...you have to step over sh*t in the street only to discover there is not street, it is your yard.
You know you’re a vanity poster if you don’t know what a contraction is.
... If you let the Clinton’s loot a charity named after you.
To keep your defecating cattle safe, you heard them all into the City Center every night rather than creating a fenced-in area or Corral.
Ie Kenya.
I knew you Freepers would come through, my son is busy copying/pasting - and I told him to make sure to give credits to the authors - keep them coming Please!
...if you have to cross a national border to get your lunch, or your free medical, your gub’mint check, your gub’mint cheese...
You know you’re in an S-hole country when it’s better than even money that you’ll be robbed, raped, shot and/or stabbed within the first 24 hours there.
If your out-bound planes are full of recreational drugs and new Nikes and your in-bound planes are full of bottled water and pedophiles...you might live in a shithole country.
You know you have an excremental country...
...if your country has no engineered sewer system.
...if you had an earthquake more than 5 years ago and a million people still live under blue tarps.
...if your population practices witchcraft.
...if people are willing to climb into anything that floats to get away.
...if the whole country is so corrupt, 99 cents of every aid dollar ends up in the possession of the Clinton Foundation.
You know you’re in an S-hole country when the annual per capita income is the same as the last tip you left at a stateside restaurant.
You’ll know you’re a shithole country if dogs don’t exist but domestic cattle roam your streets as “gods.”
If you travel 10 miles from the nation’s capital, and people are crapping in a hole in the ground - or the streets- then, you might be from a Shi}hole country!
Your country might be a sh*thole if it won’t even admit Barack Hussein Obama was born there.
You have no electricity in your home or in the city you live in because the local warlord took all the wires down to sell the copper to buy weapons. That was my experience in Mogadishu!
just stop. Durbin is a liar.
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