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(Vanity) You Know Your A Sh*thole Country If.......
FreeRePublic | 1-15-18 | Jack Mosby

Posted on 01/15/2018 11:15:26 AM PST by arrow107

Just Having some fun with my son's school assignment in which he is to take a current event/issue and turn it into a book/story. I thought a small book with each page starting with "You Might Be A Sh*thole Country If...." (hats off to Jeff Foxworthy) and add pics and some stats/info for each. I know that Freepers have a biting sense of humor coupled with facts to make this so much more than we can do alone. So, if you will, a little help Freepers to get us started; You Might Be A Sh*thole Country If....


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To: arrow107

If women have to choose between possible rape and relieving themselves outside.


21 posted on 01/15/2018 11:24:12 AM PST by IndispensableDestiny
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To: arrow107
You Might Be A Sh*thole Country If....

... you put national leaders on your currency while they're still in office.

22 posted on 01/15/2018 11:25:04 AM PST by Alberta's Child ("Go ahead, bite the Big Apple ... don't mind the maggots.")
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To: arrow107

….your country won’t allow you to have a gun to protect yourself.


23 posted on 01/15/2018 11:25:56 AM PST by txrefugee
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To: arrow107

You mount a protest for being called one? Kind of a DOH! moment.


24 posted on 01/15/2018 11:26:06 AM PST by rktman (Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?!)
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To: arrow107

You know that you’re in a S-hole country when the only time the streets are flooded is when the sewer’s backed up again (Cairo).


25 posted on 01/15/2018 11:26:11 AM PST by Chainmail (A simple rule of life: if you can be blamed, you're responsible.)
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To: arrow107

...you pay the Clintoons money expecting results.

...you have to step over sh*t in the street to get to a microphone to denounce such a statement.

...you have to step over sh*t in the street only to discover there is not street, it is your yard.


26 posted on 01/15/2018 11:27:34 AM PST by CodeToad (CWII is coming. Arm Up! They Are!)
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To: arrow107

You know you’re a vanity poster if you don’t know what a contraction is.


27 posted on 01/15/2018 11:27:35 AM PST by FirstFlaBn
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To: arrow107

... If you let the Clinton’s loot a charity named after you.


28 posted on 01/15/2018 11:27:35 AM PST by Oldeconomybuyer (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
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To: IndispensableDestiny

To keep your defecating cattle safe, you heard them all into the City Center every night rather than creating a fenced-in area or Corral.

Ie Kenya.


29 posted on 01/15/2018 11:27:57 AM PST by MNDude (God is not a Republican, but Satan is certainly a Democrat)
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To: arrow107

I knew you Freepers would come through, my son is busy copying/pasting - and I told him to make sure to give credits to the authors - keep them coming Please!


30 posted on 01/15/2018 11:28:20 AM PST by arrow107 (The risk of insult is the price of clarity, and it is a price few are willing to pay)
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To: arrow107

...if you have to cross a national border to get your lunch, or your free medical, your gub’mint check, your gub’mint cheese...


31 posted on 01/15/2018 11:29:06 AM PST by Magnum44 (My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them)
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To: arrow107

You know you’re in an S-hole country when it’s better than even money that you’ll be robbed, raped, shot and/or stabbed within the first 24 hours there.


32 posted on 01/15/2018 11:29:17 AM PST by Chainmail (A simple rule of life: if you can be blamed, you're responsible.)
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To: arrow107

If your out-bound planes are full of recreational drugs and new Nikes and your in-bound planes are full of bottled water and pedophiles...you might live in a shithole country.


33 posted on 01/15/2018 11:30:07 AM PST by dead
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You know you have an excremental country...

...if your country has no engineered sewer system.

...if you had an earthquake more than 5 years ago and a million people still live under blue tarps.

...if your population practices witchcraft.

...if people are willing to climb into anything that floats to get away.

...if the whole country is so corrupt, 99 cents of every aid dollar ends up in the possession of the Clinton Foundation.


34 posted on 01/15/2018 11:31:15 AM PST by lurk
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To: arrow107

You know you’re in an S-hole country when the annual per capita income is the same as the last tip you left at a stateside restaurant.


35 posted on 01/15/2018 11:32:02 AM PST by Chainmail (A simple rule of life: if you can be blamed, you're responsible.)
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To: arrow107

You’ll know you’re a shithole country if dogs don’t exist but domestic cattle roam your streets as “gods.”


36 posted on 01/15/2018 11:32:43 AM PST by subterfuge (RIP T.P.)
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To: arrow107

If you travel 10 miles from the nation’s capital, and people are crapping in a hole in the ground - or the streets- then, you might be from a Shi}hole country!


37 posted on 01/15/2018 11:33:55 AM PST by aMorePerfectUnion
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To: arrow107

Your country might be a sh*thole if it won’t even admit Barack Hussein Obama was born there.


38 posted on 01/15/2018 11:34:19 AM PST by bigbob (People say believe half of what you see son and none of what you hear - M. Gaye)
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To: arrow107

You have no electricity in your home or in the city you live in because the local warlord took all the wires down to sell the copper to buy weapons. That was my experience in Mogadishu!


39 posted on 01/15/2018 11:34:41 AM PST by Bigbrown
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To: arrow107

just stop. Durbin is a liar.


40 posted on 01/15/2018 11:36:57 AM PST by snarkytart
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