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1 posted on 01/12/2018 8:01:17 AM PST by bgill
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To: bgill

LOL


2 posted on 01/12/2018 8:02:24 AM PST by Rusty0604
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Just here for the wurst of the comments?


3 posted on 01/12/2018 8:03:04 AM PST by MortMan (A bird in the hand can be quite messy.)
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To: bgill

He was so-sage.


4 posted on 01/12/2018 8:04:33 AM PST by Larry Lucido (Take Covfefe Ree Zig!)
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This is why I always carry one with me. You never know when it will come in handy.
5 posted on 01/12/2018 8:04:41 AM PST by robroys woman (So you're not confused, I'm male.)
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To: bgill

Must have been frozen stiff.


7 posted on 01/12/2018 8:06:18 AM PST by eldoradude (Keep calm...we'll get to the carrion part later.)
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To: bgill

After he used his sausage to bash his way out, he noticed a frozen knockwurst he could have used instead.


8 posted on 01/12/2018 8:06:53 AM PST by real saxophonist ( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
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The safety button to open the door had frozen in the -20 C (-4 F) chill.

If I were designing a safety system for a freezer, I think I would do a better job.

9 posted on 01/12/2018 8:06:59 AM PST by ClearCase_guy (Benedict McCain is the worst traitor ever to wear the uniform of the US military.)
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At least he didn't end up like Frankie Carbone.

10 posted on 01/12/2018 8:07:01 AM PST by dfwgator
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Why is his butcher shop so windy?


12 posted on 01/12/2018 8:09:05 AM PST by Larry Lucido (Take Covfefe Ree Zig!)
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Butcher trapped in freezer uses sausage to bash his way out

Must have used a...knockwurst

13 posted on 01/12/2018 8:09:15 AM PST by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: bgill

Butcher now has a LinkedOut page.


14 posted on 01/12/2018 8:09:58 AM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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Man, I guess his day went from brat to wurst...
15 posted on 01/12/2018 8:10:20 AM PST by Jonah Hex
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Good thing he kept his cool.


16 posted on 01/12/2018 8:11:16 AM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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At least his sausage was case-hardened...
17 posted on 01/12/2018 8:11:20 AM PST by Jonah Hex
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Benumbed butcher bashes icebound button with bratwurst, breaks free from below freezing brig.


20 posted on 01/12/2018 8:12:01 AM PST by IYAS9YAS (There are two kinds of people: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.)
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To: bgill

What? I never sausage a thing.


22 posted on 01/12/2018 8:13:39 AM PST by circlecity
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First innocent question;
“Do you always freeze your sausage?”

Second innocent question;
“How do you thaw it out?”

Third innocent question;
“Is it still rigid after you thaw it out?”


24 posted on 01/12/2018 8:14:21 AM PST by lee martell
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To: bgill

But seriesly, walk-in freezers should not have locks.


26 posted on 01/12/2018 8:15:37 AM PST by rdl6989
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I guess you can’t beat his meat!..................


27 posted on 01/12/2018 8:15:44 AM PST by Red Badger (Road Rage lasts 5 minutes. Road Rash lasts 5 months!.....................)
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Unfortunate headline...


28 posted on 01/12/2018 8:15:55 AM PST by miliantnutcase
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