Posted on 01/11/2018 11:51:21 AM PST by Swordmaker
Alarmist scientists have found a terrifying new climate change threat: mutant transgender turtles.
Their study, titled Environmental Warming and Feminization of One of the Largest Sea Turtle Populations in the World, warns that global warming could turn the worlds sea turtle populations female, possibly leading to their extinction.
The study authors, from NOAAs Marine Mammal and Turtle division in La Jolla, California, analyzed sea turtle populations on beaches at the northern and southern ends of Australias Great Barrier Reef.
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ROTFL!
Frankly this is OK with me.
With Trump’s tax stimulus and business repatriation of funds, Little Timmy Kook can hire them as Apple employees.
It’s a benefit in two ways:
1) Apple saves the ‘planet’
2) Apple does NOT have to hire conservatives after the ‘Google’ lawsuit goes south against them.
Discuss.
[ Mutant Transgender Turtles ]
Is the Turtle Target equipped with the proper Obama Man’s Country bathrooms yet?
Only reason I read this was TMNT (teenage mutant ninja turtles), but the posts are are hysterical.
Hmmm, maybe they are overlooking the obvious?
As We Said - TEPCO To Dump 777,000 MORE Tons
Of Radioactive Liquid Death Into The Pacific
Unspoken Crisis Of Worldwide Nuclear Radiation
Fukushima Nuclear Death Will Be Dumped Into The
Pacific Just As We Have Been Telling You
As We Told You - Fukushimas Radioactive Will All
Be Dumped In The Pacific Under New Plan
Fukushima’s Nuclear Waste Will Be Dumped
In The Pacific And Head Right Across To US
Feds Probe Los Alamos For Mislabeling
And Shipping Nuclear Materials By Air
Fukushima - Record High Fatal Radiation Levels
Hole In Reactor Detected
Another Rotting Double-Walled Tank Is Leaking At Hanford
‘Everybody’s Freaked’ - Hanford Admits Second
Radiation Leak And That Workers Contaminated
Kevin Blanch - Catastrophic Fukushima Salmon Collapse
1/3 Worlds Oceans Already Damaged And
Contaminated With Fukushima Radiation
Polo
Sorry, went with the first thing that popped into my head :p
Ya know, there is a type of lodge pole pine whose seed only propagates in extreme heat (fire). It is thought this is an adaptation to forest fire. Turtle adaptation to temperature changes maybe? hmmmmm.
Climate change is causing transgenderism? Oh, my! What about the LGBT community? They’ll all have to move! Will there be financial aid for that?
LMAO!
Turtle goes , D’oh Crazy Scientists
Climate change is causing transgenderism? Oh, my! What about the LGBT community? They’ll all have to move? Where to?
I’ve watched that guy’s videos. He’s such a dweeb.
Trans-turtles in a half shell. Turtle power!
If they had awards for stupid recently made up words, transgendered would be in the top five.
Green, brown, and black, and some with tropical scenes painted on their shells. . .
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