Bender's NFL Live Thread: Divisional Playoffs

1-8-2018

[Impy]

Bender's NFL Live Thread: Divisional Playoffs

Saturday, Jan 13, 2018 (All times Eastern)

NFC: #6 Atlanta at #1 Philadelphia 4:35pm NBC
AFC: #5 Tennessee at #1 New England 8:15pm CBS

Sunday, Jan 14, 2018

AFC: #3 Jacksonville at #2 Pittsburgh 1:05pm CBS
NFC: #4 New Orleans at #2 Minnesota 4:40pm FOX

[bagster]

Hotlanta

Cheatriots

Picksburg

Aints

Impy, that was hilarious!

Bodlian Girl, your seven mile long poem almost turned me gay. The Chicago girl saved me at the last second.

[bagster]

Oh Jim.

You got all the calls wrong except New England.

Your analysis of Eagles/Falcons spent the whole time telling me why Atlanta would win, then you did the old okey doke and were all like; Winner: Eagles.

I got five fictional cyber bucks that says Hotlanta wins that one.

[Bodleian_Girl]

...almost turned me gay.

You? That is never going to happen. It is a good poem though.

[Jim W N]

Eagles/Falcons looks really close. Philly's defense may win the day, but you never know about these things. Anyway the die is cast, the mold is set, and our feet are now set in cement...

These should be pretty good games this weekend. Even the NE game may have some surprises. We shall see.

Maybe we'll banter a bit during the games if I'm on real time. When I'm not, on real time I can't do the banter thing because I won't want to know what's happened yet.

[bagster]

I can't do the banter thing either. I'm still in FR jail for being naughty. My posts sometimes get through in a timely manner and sometimes they don't. Depending on how robust the Admin Mod on duty is.

I will be there in spirit, my fine friend. :(

p.s. Iggles goin' DOWN!!!

p.p.s. Today's admin mod is Johnny on the spot with the lickedysplitness. Kudos to you, ma'am or sir, as the case may be. :)

[bagster]

:)

[Jim W N]

How’s the food in FR jail?

[Impy]

Haha, thanks.

Do you have an icon you want me to use? Or I can find one for you.

[bagster]

How’s the food in FR jail?

Pretty blah. Beans and water mostly. But I trade KOOLS for commissary to supplement my nutritional needs.

I thrive in a "gladiator school" environment, so it's all good in the hood.

See you on visiting day.

[atc23]

Phil stops the Dirty Birds

Aints vanquish Vikes

Pats stop Titans

Kneelers wreck the Haguars

[bagster]

Or I can find one for you.

I dunno, Impster. It's hard to choose an icon when I, myself, am a human icon.

Please do me the honor of picking me out a nice one. I'm graphically challenged.

[bagster]

It is a good poem though.

Okay, after this post I actually read your poem. And you know what? You are right. It is good. Damn good, actually. I also looked for attribution and found none. Did you write that gem, you clever lass?

If so, there is more to you than meets the eye. I'll be watching you, young jedi.

[Impy]

Sorry about that Jim, I corrected your pick to Jags

Bagster, I made your picture prisoner #8675309 ;-D. Atc23 based on your tagline I made you the stars and bars.

Clet, the latest odds are ATL -3, NE -13.5, PIT -7, MIN -5 (opened at -3.5)

Bender's NFL Live Thread: Divisional Playoffs

Saturday, Jan 13, 2018

======== Atlanta at Philadelphia=======

= Tennessee at New England==============

Sunday, Jan 7, 2018

== Jacksonville at Pittsburgh=============

======== New Orleans at Minnesota=======

Ongoing

== == Democratic People's Republic of Korea at United States of America= = = = = = = = = = = = = = =

[Rummyfan]

Not much love for Tennessee out there. Or Jacksonville....

[Impy]

Thanks. :-D

[Impy]

At least they are spared having No One pick them.

I could see the Jags doing it, Tenn would be a shocker.

[moehoward]

Eagles, Saints, Steelers, and as much as I’d like both teams to lose I’ll go Pats........

*sniff .... Chiefs ...

[Impy]

I hope it was Reid dictating that 2nd half "offense" and not new Bears HC Matt Nagy.

Bender's NFL Live Thread: Divisional Playoffs

Saturday, Jan 13, 2018

======== Atlanta at Philadelphia========

= Tennessee at New England===============

Sunday, Jan 7, 2018

== Jacksonville at Pittsburgh==============

========= New Orleans at Minnesota=======

Ongoing

== == Democratic People's Republic of Korea at United States of America= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =

[bagster]

Which one's me, Impy??

(I'm so excited!!)

[bagster]

Der. I reckon I should read more carefully. Haha and he kinda looks like me. At the risk of sounding ungrateful though. There is a freeper named 8675309. I don't suppose you could find a pic of Ben Wade (Russell Crowe) from 3:10 to Yuma. That's where that quote is from.

Sorry if I sound like a spoiled brat. If that's just too much trouble, I'm fine with that one. I also like the character "Wild Bill" from The Green Mile.

Damn, I'm a snowflake, ain't I?

I'm proud to just be on your list, tell the truth.