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Fresno Nightcrawlers Are Terrorizing The Dark, And They’re Spreading Far From California 
ranker.com ^ | Laura Allan

Posted on 12/31/2017 10:14:07 AM PST by BenLurkin

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To: BenLurkin

My guess is the culprit is a Fresno State fraternity.


41 posted on 12/31/2017 12:04:35 PM PST by Salvavida (The Missouri citizen's militia sends its regards.)
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To: Salvavida

Go Bulldogs!


42 posted on 12/31/2017 12:09:28 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: thecodont

Thank you! I was looking for that.


43 posted on 12/31/2017 12:21:34 PM PST by heartwood (Someone has to play devil's advocate.)
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To: BenLurkin

The Sisterhood has been breached. Or has breeches. Or something like that. Point is pants travel on their own.


44 posted on 12/31/2017 1:03:47 PM PST by dangus
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To: BenLurkin

Looking at the way these things are walking, the chafing must be awful!


45 posted on 12/31/2017 1:20:28 PM PST by BlackAdderess (MAGA!)
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To: Nailbiter
"triffids"

Still the best SHTF book ever written.

46 posted on 12/31/2017 1:53:12 PM PST by Psalm 73 ("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
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To: BenLurkin

After closely observing and scrutinizing these “nightcrawlers”/cryptids and giving the matter my full attention and application of maximum brain power, I then ran an algorithm through my access to MIT servers.
I believe I have managed to solve what turns out to be a fairly simple matter.

You will notice from frame 58 of the video above that the cryptids have non-gusseted crotches; in other words, these are beings with poorly designed and tight fitting crotches.
Low-cost motels are quite similar, in fact identical in pertinent part: they also have no ballroom.

Crunching the numbers confirms that these supernatural creatures are Fresno Budget 8 or Super 8 spectral beings, or ha’ants, simply out stretching their legs.


47 posted on 12/31/2017 2:15:08 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all white armed conservatives)
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To: tumblindice

That is a relief.

I was afraid they might have been something more dangerous. Perhaps no tell manifestations of Mo’Tell 6 hourlies.


48 posted on 12/31/2017 2:20:06 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig; Renegade; Dalberg-Acton

Wasn’t it a great show? It’s on Netflix just in case you want to time travel back to 1974 :)


49 posted on 12/31/2017 2:25:15 PM PST by JonPreston
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To: JonPreston

Will.check that out....they show it on cable at night here in Seattle area...channel 74 on comcast


50 posted on 12/31/2017 2:54:06 PM PST by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (Repeal & replace Obamacare, tax reform, fix infrastructure, fixin military, Israel, kill enemies)
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To: BenLurkin

The site has so much junk on it that the pages don’t even scroll.


51 posted on 12/31/2017 3:02:15 PM PST by Sequoyah101 (It feels like we have exchanged our dreams for survival. We just have a few days that don't suck.)
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To: mac_truck; Dr. Zoo

Although I have professed to know about Phenemonology, the expert is Dr Zoo who is a Doctor of Phenomonology.

Dr. Zoo, PhenD, MSU

So I have pinged him


52 posted on 12/31/2017 3:06:06 PM PST by Syncro (Facts is facts)
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To: Syncro; Dr. Zoo

Lol...a doctor, even better.


53 posted on 12/31/2017 4:43:49 PM PST by mac_truck (aide toi et dieu t'aidera)
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To: BenLurkin

The original VHS nightcrawler looks like someone with a cape using a cane to walk.


54 posted on 12/31/2017 5:45:04 PM PST by Pete from Shawnee Mission
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To: tumblindice
They need new drawers.


55 posted on 01/01/2018 9:39:20 AM PST by Salamander (And Ezekiel Smiles Again....)
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