Posted on 12/31/2017 10:14:07 AM PST by BenLurkin
Fresno, California, might not always be the most exciting place in the world, but they have one claim to fame that's out of this world. The Fresno Nightcrawler sightings began back in the 1990s, and have only occurred a few times since then. These strange beings are cryptids that look like pants, but are only a few feet high and just wandering through the street. There are only a few eyewitnesses in Fresno, but they do pop up on surveillance cameras, startling whoever has the misfortune to check the tapes the next day.
Much video footage of cryptids is easily debunked by video analysis, but the weird thing about the nightcrawlers is that the videos seem to be legit. As goofy and awkward as these mysterious creatures may appear, faking them would prove to be a difficult task. So, then, what exactly are we seeing here?
No one is entirely sure. Ghosts? Aliens? A possessed pairs of pants? One of the weirdest alien hoaxes ever concocted? We may never know, but the facts about the Fresno Nightcrawlers we do know are enough to leave anyone scratching their head.
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My guess is the culprit is a Fresno State fraternity.
Go Bulldogs!
Thank you! I was looking for that.
The Sisterhood has been breached. Or has breeches. Or something like that. Point is pants travel on their own.
Looking at the way these things are walking, the chafing must be awful!
Still the best SHTF book ever written.
After closely observing and scrutinizing these “nightcrawlers”/cryptids and giving the matter my full attention and application of maximum brain power, I then ran an algorithm through my access to MIT servers.
I believe I have managed to solve what turns out to be a fairly simple matter.
You will notice from frame 58 of the video above that the cryptids have non-gusseted crotches; in other words, these are beings with poorly designed and tight fitting crotches.
Low-cost motels are quite similar, in fact identical in pertinent part: they also have no ballroom.
Crunching the numbers confirms that these supernatural creatures are Fresno Budget 8 or Super 8 spectral beings, or ha’ants, simply out stretching their legs.
That is a relief.
I was afraid they might have been something more dangerous. Perhaps no tell manifestations of Mo’Tell 6 hourlies.
Wasn’t it a great show? It’s on Netflix just in case you want to time travel back to 1974 :)
Will.check that out....they show it on cable at night here in Seattle area...channel 74 on comcast
The site has so much junk on it that the pages don’t even scroll.
Although I have professed to know about Phenemonology, the expert is Dr Zoo who is a Doctor of Phenomonology.
Dr. Zoo, PhenD, MSU
So I have pinged him
Lol...a doctor, even better.
The original VHS nightcrawler looks like someone with a cape using a cane to walk.
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