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Holiday Tradition in the Laz Household
12/25/2017 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 12/25/2017 5:46:56 AM PST by Lazamataz

It is Christmas Tradition in this house to post a picture of my decorated Human Christmas Tree.

While you may think I have outdone myself this year, you should see him when I plug him into the electric socket!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: christmas
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To: red-dawg; bagster

LOL! (and I have proof I lol’d)


61 posted on 12/25/2017 6:29:00 AM PST by Lazamataz (The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
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To: red-dawg

That’s hilarious!


62 posted on 12/25/2017 6:29:09 AM PST by real saxophonist ( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
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To: Lazamataz

Merry Christmas.

When did you get diabetes?

I hope you have it under control.

5.56mm


63 posted on 12/25/2017 6:29:41 AM PST by M Kehoe
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To: Lazamataz

Hey, Tacklebox! Wanna hook up?


64 posted on 12/25/2017 6:30:06 AM PST by real saxophonist ( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
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To: Lazamataz

Whoa. WTF is that? It looks like the udder of a mechanical robot cow.


65 posted on 12/25/2017 6:30:34 AM PST by bagster (Even bad men love their mamas.)
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To: M Kehoe
When did you get diabetes?

Diagnosed 2011. Took zero care of it until recently.

66 posted on 12/25/2017 6:30:55 AM PST by Lazamataz (The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
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To: Lazamataz

You still wearing that high tech ankle bracelet?


67 posted on 12/25/2017 6:31:19 AM PST by raybbr (That progressive bumper sticker on your car might just as well say, "Yes, I'm THAT stupid!")
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To: bagster

Those are Slay Bells.


68 posted on 12/25/2017 6:31:32 AM PST by Lazamataz (The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
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To: raybbr
You still wearing that high tech ankle bracelet?

The judge says only two more years, but I still have to register as a sex-offender.

69 posted on 12/25/2017 6:32:14 AM PST by Lazamataz (The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
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To: Lazamataz
"BTW: You want to screw with a chick’s mind? Get busy, stop, and then go: “Is it in yet?” LOL" Just don't do it to the one with all the crap on its face. But if you do, plug it in first for an electrifying experience. Like getting shot in the butt with an electric cattle prod. Ecstatic!!!
70 posted on 12/25/2017 6:33:36 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz (Delusional - Adjective, Describes a Democrat or member of the MSM)
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To: Lazamataz

Merry Christmas Laz!


71 posted on 12/25/2017 6:34:17 AM PST by bray (Pray for President Trump)
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To: Lazamataz

And the ONLY reason this freak can’t find a job is ... *SPUTTER* *SPITTLE* *FOAMING MOUTH* ... TRUMP!

Merry Christmas, Laz.


72 posted on 12/25/2017 6:35:25 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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To: Lazamataz
Took zero care of it until recently.

Haha. You sound like me. Hope you didn't not take care of it enough to jack up your heart and kidneys. That's not good. All that stuff okay?

Btw. I have found that Laz threads are amongst the best of all possible threads. Pure joy can be found there. It's better than the Cheers bar.

73 posted on 12/25/2017 6:36:25 AM PST by bagster (Even bad men love their mamas.)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

74 posted on 12/25/2017 6:37:57 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz (Delusional - Adjective, Describes a Democrat or member of the MSM)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Ummmm....Is that your way of making fun of Christmas and Christians?


75 posted on 12/25/2017 6:38:16 AM PST by bagster (Even bad men love their mamas.)
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To: WeWaWes


76 posted on 12/25/2017 6:39:48 AM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: Lazamataz

Did you get your hardware question answered yesterday?

5.56mm


77 posted on 12/25/2017 6:40:30 AM PST by M Kehoe
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To: Lazamataz

What?! Got past 70 posts without ‘I’m a Christmas Tree’?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-VEiRPVlqE


78 posted on 12/25/2017 6:41:06 AM PST by jjotto ("Ya could look it up!")
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To: M Kehoe
Did you get your hardware question answered yesterday?

Yes, send it back.

79 posted on 12/25/2017 6:41:55 AM PST by Lazamataz (The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
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To: bagster

They said my kidney function looked ok. Not sure about the heart yet but I’ve been taking daily aspirins.


80 posted on 12/25/2017 6:43:06 AM PST by Lazamataz (The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
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