Holiday Tradition in the Laz Household

12/25/2017 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

It is Christmas Tradition in this house to post a picture of my decorated Human Christmas Tree.

While you may think I have outdone myself this year, you should see him when I plug him into the electric socket!

[Lazamataz]

Merry Christmas, every one!

[WeWaWes]

Is this your way of making fun of Christmas and or Christians?

[Lazamataz]

We also drink Egg Nog.

[Jolla]

Merry Christmas everyone

[Lazamataz]

Is this your way of making fun of Christmas and or Christians?

Of COURSE it is. That's EXACTLY what I am doing.

Wait, whut?

[Jolla]

Merry Christmas, try the egg nog

[Lazamataz]

Addendum: ZERO idea how you came to that conclusion. If anything, I’m making fun of the crazy studded dude.

[dangus]

Skittlesitis is much nastier looking real life than the ads.

[Dr. Ursus]

That didn’t take long,Laz!

[Lazamataz]

That didn’t take long,Laz!

[outofsalt]

12volt, 120 or 240?
Merry Christmas!

[FourtySeven]

LOL glorious!

Merry Christmas!

[BykrBayb]

Merry Christmas, Laz. 🎄

[Lazamataz]

This December, my doctor said to watch what I eat.

Well, there goes my blindfold.

[bagster]

I’d hit it.

[ViLaLuz]

I thought that was actually a woman in the photo? Seriously, I believe that’s female. One of your admirers? Merry Christmas!

[Lazamataz]

My doctor said I have Type II diabetes.

Being an over-achiever, I’m shooting for Type VII or VIII diabetes.

[bagster]

Is this your way of making fun of Christmas and or Christians?

Lighten up, Pope Francis.

[Lazamataz]

There is a point of wearing jewelry that you become an honorary chick. He’s reached that point.

[Lazamataz]

Naw, dude, he caught me. I was totally making fun of Christians, because I mocked a dude with studs all over his face, and tied it to a non-religious secular tradition.

IT JUST FOLLOWS! :0