Posted on 12/18/2017 1:37:42 PM PST by sodpoodle
A professor at Wayne State University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, “How many people here believe in ghosts?” About 90 students raise their hands. “Well, that’s a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?” About 40 students raise their hands. “That’s really good. I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?” About 15 students raise their hand. “Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?” Three students raise their hands. “That’s fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love with a ghost?” Way in the back, Hamad raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses and says, “Son, in all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.” The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, “So, Hamad , tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost?” Hamad replied, “Shit, from way back there I thought you said Goats.”
A priest and a nun were sitting at a table having lunch.
The priest asked the nun, “Sister, if you hadn’t become a nun, what would you have done with your life? What would you have been?”
The nun answered, “A prostitute.”
The priest fell out of his chair and on to the floor. Slowly, he clawed his way back into his chair, and sat down again at the table, his face red as a beet.
“Wh-a-a-t did you say?” the priest said to the nun, after he had regained his composure.
“A prostitute,” the nun repeated.
“Oh thank heavens,” said the priest. “I thought you said a protestant!”
LOL and thanks for the ping. And a hat tip to my friend Leo for the joke.
pings
"When he wakes up, could you tell him that was a Sears and Roebuck Crowbar."
“”It’s such a pain in the butt.””
THAT I understand - the other? Forget it - no idea what you meant and it’s probably just as well.
haha was this a true story?
Yep
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