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Rogue planet could bring end of days this weekend
Fox "news" ^

Posted on 11/17/2017 5:20:51 PM PST by BenLurkin

Conspiracy theorists are claiming that a rogue planet will disrupt Earth’s orbit this Sunday and bring about a series of catastrophic earthquakes that could decimate life as we know it

Nibiru, also known as Planet X, was originally supposed to destroy our world on Sept. 23...

But that day came and went without an apocalypse in sight.  Now theorists say that Nibiru will come near our planet this weekend and throw off our gravitational forces and with it, bring hellfire and brimstone.

Nibiru is a hypothesized planet located on the outer edges of our solar system that allegedly completes one orbit around the sun every 3,600 years and theorists believe that its gravitational influence has disrupted the orbits of other planets in the solar system over hundreds of years ago and that Earth’s time is nigh.

It’s also claimed that this alleged planet sends plasmatic energy particles through our solar system and that the flow of energy can disrupt the core flows of the earth and trigger drastic and dangerous changes in the climate.

(Excerpt) Read more at foxnews.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: davidmeade; deusexmachina; nibiru; numerology; nutjob; rogueplanet; rogueplanets; wormwood; xplanets
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To: BenLurkin

Good night! This kind of pseudo-science is what brought us astrology and Scientology. I wonder what these Nibiru-nuts will do next? Perhaps they will sacrifice some virgins to the Nibiru god.


61 posted on 11/17/2017 7:30:45 PM PST by jonrick46 (Trump continues to have all the right enemies.)
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To: jonrick46

Where can we find virgins?


62 posted on 11/17/2017 7:31:35 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Billthedrill
"Nothing ripens tomatoes like plasmatic energy particles."

I am not so sure about plasmatic energy particle exposure and tomato plants. I hate for something unforeseen to happen.
63 posted on 11/17/2017 7:31:40 PM PST by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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To: Kartographer

OK, yeah, I can see the problem there. That one’s gonna cost you a fortune in orthodontic fees.


64 posted on 11/17/2017 7:37:29 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: BenLurkin

Doom? Plasmatic?

https://youtu.be/8qbzvNoaVEs


65 posted on 11/17/2017 7:37:46 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
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To: GnuThere

Then it is time for you to try it.


66 posted on 11/17/2017 7:43:01 PM PST by 353FMG
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To: BenLurkin
Oh noes 😱😱😱
67 posted on 11/17/2017 7:47:09 PM PST by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
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To: BenLurkin

The threat from Nibiru makes as much sense as the carbon dioxide that I am breathing causing global warming. At least in the Nibiru nut jobs are not trying to shake me down for money every time I turn around.


68 posted on 11/17/2017 8:40:06 PM PST by WMarshal (John McCain is the turd in America's punch bowl. And what makes it even more despicable is that the)
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To: GnuThere

New York’s Avacado Rat beat you to it.


69 posted on 11/17/2017 8:40:50 PM PST by WMarshal (John McCain is the turd in America's punch bowl. And what makes it even more despicable is that the)
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To: mewzilla

Gosh, that brings back memories ... of my youth!


70 posted on 11/17/2017 8:41:37 PM PST by tom h
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To: ProudFossil

“Actually I am much more afraid of the political correctness rampant about sexual harassment now. My wife is even looking at me with a strange look. Maybe I should become a Democrat to be protected.”

The cure for that is jewelry and a bottle of wine.


71 posted on 11/17/2017 8:42:14 PM PST by WMarshal (John McCain is the turd in America's punch bowl. And what makes it even more despicable is that the)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Yes, yes you should.


72 posted on 11/17/2017 9:02:02 PM PST by Redcitizen
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To: BenLurkin

It might be for the best.


73 posted on 11/17/2017 10:39:24 PM PST by RC one (The 2nd Amendment is a doomsday provision, one designed for those exceptionally rare circumstances)
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To: simpson96
Run in circles! Scream and shout!



74 posted on 11/17/2017 10:49:25 PM PST by Stand Watch Listen (I stand for the flag...I kneel at the cross)
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To: BenLurkin

Xenu help us!


75 posted on 11/17/2017 11:07:35 PM PST by windsorknot
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To: mewzilla

I do. I’ll be happy to lend it to you to save humanity. Tell you what though, have you got a 7/16th. socket wrench I could borrow?. Got to level the legs on the new stove. The wifes really upset ‘cuz she can’t cook breakfast for me.(gotta keep ‘em happy, you know) I’ll return it, I promise.


76 posted on 11/17/2017 11:37:35 PM PST by jmacusa ("Made it Ma, top of the world!'')
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To: simpson96

Wear tin foil hats! Lock the doors! Nail boards at irregular angles across the windows!


77 posted on 11/17/2017 11:38:34 PM PST by jmacusa ("Made it Ma, top of the world!'')
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To: BenLurkin

BREAKING: ROUGE PLANET SET TO END LIFE ON EARTH! WOMEN AND MINORITIES HARDEST HIT! SCIENCE:WE”RE CONCERNED AND TROUBLED! EARTHLINGS:”WE’RE TROUBLED AND CONCERNED!”” FILM AT 11.00!


78 posted on 11/17/2017 11:43:27 PM PST by jmacusa ("Made it Ma, top of the world!'')
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To: stars & stripes forever

Yep, that is a fact my friend


79 posted on 11/18/2017 3:29:18 AM PST by aces
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To: BenLurkin

Wolowitz was driving and got it stuck in a worm hole rut....


80 posted on 11/18/2017 3:40:41 AM PST by trebb (Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
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