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Comedy Central Special: Open Borders Now!
Hollywood in Toto ^ | 11/16/17 | Christian Toto

Posted on 11/16/2017 9:06:58 AM PST by HollywoodInToto

Comic Jeff Ross: Illegals become Americans when their feet touch U.S. soil.

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1 posted on 11/16/2017 9:06:58 AM PST by HollywoodInToto
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To: HollywoodInToto

The bad part of that is it is NOT FUNNY!


2 posted on 11/16/2017 9:09:27 AM PST by DaveA37
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To: HollywoodInToto
Comic Jeff Ross: Illegals become Americans democrats when their feet touch U.S. soil.
3 posted on 11/16/2017 9:10:16 AM PST by RckyRaCoCo (FUMSM)
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To: HollywoodInToto

Jeff Ross needs to be put on a work crew with a dozen of them, putting plywood on a roof in 40 degrees and rain. At the end of the day, if he hasn’t had an “accident,” we’ll see if he thinks its funny.


4 posted on 11/16/2017 9:10:58 AM PST by henkster (The View: A psychiatric group therapy session where the shrink has stepped out of the room.)
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To: HollywoodInToto

Yet they all live in predominantly white neighborhoods.


5 posted on 11/16/2017 9:11:08 AM PST by EdnaMode
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To: DaveA37
Comic Jeff Ross: Illegals become Americans when their feet touch U.S. soil.

It would be funny to drop him out of an airplane (with parachute, we are not murderers) over Somalia.
6 posted on 11/16/2017 9:11:10 AM PST by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics.)
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To: RckyRaCoCo

Mexicans (and other nationals) become illegal aliens when their feet touch U.S. soil, if they have come here any way other than that prescribed by the laws of the United States.

From that moment on, the are subject to removal until they leave.

1 day, 1 week, 1 month, 1 year, 1 decade, or 50 years later, they are subject to removal and extreme loss of assets and their developed life style.

Foreign nationals, don’t do it. Don’t subject yourself to what comes next, when you come to the U. S. illegally, and then invest yourself in developing a life here.

It can go poof any moment.


7 posted on 11/16/2017 9:15:57 AM PST by DoughtyOne (McConnell / Ryan: Why pass Cons legislation when we can pass Leftist legislation for Leftists?)
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To: HollywoodInToto

What a moron.


8 posted on 11/16/2017 9:18:33 AM PST by beethovenfan (I always try to maximize my carbon footprint.)
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To: HollywoodInToto

Dear Jeff Ross,

re: ‘Illegals become Americans when their feet touch U.S. soil.”

Have you never heard of such a thing as ‘laws’, boy?
An ILLEGAL is an ILLEGAL until they have gone through the proper immigration LAWS, otherwise, they are INVADERS and deserve nothing but to be shot!


9 posted on 11/16/2017 9:25:42 AM PST by Terry L Smith
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To: HollywoodInToto

So I guess I become rich when my feet touch the tiles on the floor of a bank? Everything in the bank belongs to me because it is now my bank. This guy talks like someone who is doing too many drugs.


10 posted on 11/16/2017 9:31:56 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (2017 - The year the liberals' "sexual revolution" strikes back!)
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To: HollywoodInToto

Well if they are from North, Central or South America then they are already “Americans”.

Their just not US citizens, legal immigrants or legal non-immigrants. Their just garden variety illegal aliens.


11 posted on 11/16/2017 9:39:35 AM PST by usurper ( version)
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To: HollywoodInToto

When I walk into a garage, I don’t become a car...


12 posted on 11/16/2017 9:41:30 AM PST by gogeo (Leftists are a parasite that destroys the host.)
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If I were President, I would instruct the appropriate parties to find the most elite, Democrat voting neighborhoods in America and buy ANY property that is for sale.
I would then make sure to take the most violent, backward immigrants available and stuff as many as humanly possible into these elitist communities.


13 posted on 11/16/2017 10:26:26 AM PST by Maverick68
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To: HollywoodInToto

Well, he did have one funny line in the previews - “I understand they deported one eight-year-old Guatemalan girl and her three children yesterday”......


14 posted on 11/16/2017 8:53:19 PM PST by Intolerant in NJ
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