To: blueunicorn6
Make sure that you ask every female on the first date if she knows what a tortoise is.Nossir. You ask them this. "You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not with out your help. But you're not helping. Why aren't you helping? WHY???!?
9 posted on
11/13/2017 7:26:10 PM PST by
Lazamataz
(The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
To: Lazamataz
Is that another one of your entries for the worst first sentence in a novel? ;)
12 posted on
11/13/2017 7:28:20 PM PST by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set!)
To: Lazamataz
Sure, but if you use the long version, then she might have time to squeeze your eyes into your brain.
19 posted on
11/13/2017 7:31:14 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Lazamataz
24 posted on
11/13/2017 7:33:36 PM PST by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Lazamataz; blueunicorn6
"Make sure that you ask every female on the first date if she knows what a tortoise is."
You guys sound like a couple of smart fellows... can you help me out here? This question has been driving me insane and I just gotta know, was Decker a replicant?
34 posted on
11/13/2017 7:39:38 PM PST by
Garth Tater
(Gone Galt and I ain't coming back.)
To: Lazamataz
Nossir. You ask them this. "You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not with out your help. But you're not helping. Why aren't you helping? WHY???!? Because the tortoise is Mitch McConnell.

87 posted on
11/13/2017 9:12:57 PM PST by
KarlInOhio
(The Whig Party died when it fled the great fight of its century. Ditto for the Republicans now.)
To: Lazamataz
Ive seen things you people wouldnt believe.....
105 posted on
11/14/2017 3:07:31 AM PST by
Jimmy Valentine
(DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
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