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Suspect Shoots ATM with Shotgun, Gets No Money
Fairfax County [VA] Media Relations Bureau ^ | 9 November 2017 | FCPD Media Relations Bureau

Posted on 11/09/2017 11:14:12 AM PST by COBOL2Java

Mount Vernon Police District – Detectives are searching for this suspect who shot an ATM with a shotgun in an unsuccessful attempt to get money. Officers were called to the BB&T bank in the 8600 block of Richmond Highway around 11 a.m. Sunday after a customer walked up to the ATM and realized pieces of it were missing and scattered on the ground. Surveillance footage revealed the machine had been shot around 4:45 a.m. The suspect is believed to have left the area in a 4-door sedan.

If you recognize the person in these photos, or have any information on this case please call us at 703-691-2131. Tips can also be submitted anonymously through Crime Solvers by visiting http://www.fairfaxcrimesolvers.org, or text-a-tip by texting “TIP187” plus your message to CRIMES (274637). Anonymous tipsters are eligible for cash rewards of $100 to $1000 dollars if their information leads to an arrest.

Please continue to monitor our Twitter @fairfaxpolice and our blog, www.fcpdnews.wordpress.com for the latest information.




TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: dumbcrook
Dumb crook. No cash for you!
1 posted on 11/09/2017 11:14:12 AM PST by COBOL2Java
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To: COBOL2Java

I always carry a shotgun for those occasions when I forget my PIN.


2 posted on 11/09/2017 11:16:28 AM PST by Fresh Wind (Hillary: Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect 2 billion dollars.)
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To: COBOL2Java

At least it didn’t fall on his head


3 posted on 11/09/2017 11:20:22 AM PST by bigbob (People say believe half of what you see son and none of what you hear - M. Gaye)
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To: COBOL2Java

He’s damned lucky he didn’t catch a load of ricochet in his Obama.


4 posted on 11/09/2017 11:20:38 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (<img src="http://i.imgur.com/WukZwJP.gif" width=800><p><h1>NYC 9-11 Memorial 09/11/2016</h1>)
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To: COBOL2Java; Gamecock; SaveFerris; FredZarguna; PROCON

Always go with a 12 gauge. Makes the 11 gauge look like a pop gun (Seinfeld reference).


5 posted on 11/09/2017 11:20:57 AM PST by Larry Lucido (Take Covfefe Ree Zig!)
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To: COBOL2Java
> Dumb crook. <

Give the guy a break, will ya? He's just taking Joe Biden's advice to the next level.


6 posted on 11/09/2017 11:20:58 AM PST by Leaning Right (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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To: COBOL2Java
Maybe he should have gotten this person's assistance:
7 posted on 11/09/2017 11:21:17 AM PST by OttawaFreeper ("If I had to go to war again, I'd bring lacrosse players" Conn Smythe)
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To: Leaning Right

I thought Biden shoots at the door before it opens.


8 posted on 11/09/2017 11:28:02 AM PST by castlegreyskull
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To: COBOL2Java

ATM’s are idiot proof. At least they are of that grade of idiot.


9 posted on 11/09/2017 11:28:34 AM PST by Bullish (Whatever it takes to MAGA)
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To: COBOL2Java

Another stupid “youth” with his pants hanging down.

Maybe he needed the money for a belt.

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10 posted on 11/09/2017 11:32:07 AM PST by Mears
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
He’s damned lucky he didn’t catch a load of ricochet in his Obama.

In the 2nd picture it looks like he's holding a glove to his mouth. Maybe he caught a fragment. Cops may want to check the local ER records.

11 posted on 11/09/2017 11:32:42 AM PST by COBOL2Java (John McCain treats GOP voters like he treated his first wife)
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To: COBOL2Java

I guess the next step is an RPG. Find it shortly at a weapons store near you, EBAY, or the local mosque.

rwood


12 posted on 11/09/2017 11:33:58 AM PST by Redwood71
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To: Larry Lucido

Maybe a loudner like Sledge Hammer used in one episode would have helped?


13 posted on 11/09/2017 11:37:15 AM PST by wally_bert (I didn't get where I am today by selling ice cream tasting of bookends, pumice stone & West Germany)
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To: bigbob

Spooge DID get the thing open though.


14 posted on 11/09/2017 11:40:01 AM PST by Huntress ("Politicians exploit economic illiteracy." --Walter Williams)
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To: Huntress

For all the good it did him.


15 posted on 11/09/2017 12:09:49 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (<img src="http://i.imgur.com/WukZwJP.gif" width=800><p><h1>NYC 9-11 Memorial 09/11/2016</h1>)
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To: COBOL2Java

used to work for company which serviced ATM

Had one guy whose job it was to try to break the machine

He would kick it, shake it, curse at machine

Jam pencils, crayons, pens in slots,

Do everything could to break it

Was fun watching this guy ......


16 posted on 11/09/2017 1:55:53 PM PST by njslim
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To: Larry Lucido

The loudener.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WKM9GDuX0Y


17 posted on 11/09/2017 5:53:40 PM PST by wally_bert (I didn't get where I am today by selling ice cream tasting of bookends, pumice stone & West Germany)
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To: COBOL2Java

As a Jewess on the US, I can only point out that the number of women who allegedly DATED, but had no sex with, Roy Moore is EXACTLY the same number who accused President Clinton of FORCIBLE RAPE, a FAR more serious offense. Now we know why all REAL Americans put our 2nd Amendment FIRST. Just sayin’!


18 posted on 11/10/2017 8:13:31 AM PST by 2harddrive
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