[COBOL2Java]

Dumb crook. No cash for you!

[Fresh Wind]

I always carry a shotgun for those occasions when I forget my PIN.

[bigbob]

At least it didn’t fall on his head

[E. Pluribus Unum]

He’s damned lucky he didn’t catch a load of ricochet in his Obama.

[Larry Lucido]

Always go with a 12 gauge. Makes the 11 gauge look like a pop gun (Seinfeld reference).

[Leaning Right]

> Dumb crook. <

Give the guy a break, will ya? He's just taking Joe Biden's advice to the next level.

[OttawaFreeper]

Maybe he should have gotten this person's assistance:

[Bullish]

ATM’s are idiot proof. At least they are of that grade of idiot.

[Mears]

Another stupid “youth” with his pants hanging down.

Maybe he needed the money for a belt.

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[Redwood71]

I guess the next step is an RPG. Find it shortly at a weapons store near you, EBAY, or the local mosque.

rwood

[njslim]

used to work for company which serviced ATM

Had one guy whose job it was to try to break the machine

He would kick it, shake it, curse at machine

Jam pencils, crayons, pens in slots,

Do everything could to break it

Was fun watching this guy ......

[2harddrive]

As a Jewess on the US, I can only point out that the number of women who allegedly DATED, but had no sex with, Roy Moore is EXACTLY the same number who accused President Clinton of FORCIBLE RAPE, a FAR more serious offense. Now we know why all REAL Americans put our 2nd Amendment FIRST. Just sayin’!