Without their heads, they're powerless!
That is, aside from posting a photo of the supposed wound he suffered at the hands (or claws) of the alleged ETs.
The 'wound' looks to me like a temporary skin impression one gets from resting or leaning on a hard object for too long.
“Edmonds told the Travel Channel he has killed 18 aliens, or “alien grays” as he called them, with his samurai sword during his tenure living at the ranch.
One particular time, Edmonds had to break out his sword when he saw his wife’s body being levitated by three aliens.”
The aliens can levitate his wife, but he gets them with his Samurai sword?
Thank goodness these aliens are stupid.
Maybe they will buy this place.
Precisely
That isn’t a picture of his calf. It is his knee with a noticeable surgery scar.
IF he really wanted to sell he wouldn’t be asking five mill
The Gambler from Storage Wars owns a $5 Million Dollar Ranch?
I thought the YUP! guy had money.
10 acres is alot of ranch?
“Pretty clever publicity stunt to sell a house”.
I don’t think it would not help sell the house.
Yeah looks like an indent from pressing his calf against a furniture edge. Otherwise an injury would be a cut not an impression.
I thought this was a story about Mexicans.
Looks like he got a good closeup of the alien in that top picture.
Dude, just hand over the Reese’s Pieces then everything will be cool.
Ain’t like the grey guys can waltz into the store to buy their own.
Besides, they don’t wear clothes so where would they carry the cash?
10 acres for $5 million? That is a pretty small ranch.
Loo loo looooney
Unless it is purely a ploy.
“.. large amount of land (10 acres)”
Around here, we call that the driveway!
“While visiting the ranch a team of investigators using high powered, military grade, laser powered detection equipment shined such a device on a Grey alien present on the northwestern section of the ranch. The Grey froze in place, motionless, and then dropped the stone like object above on the ground. One of the investigators picked up this object and handed it to me.
The image that would appear to be an engraving of the Portal in an “activated state, is hollowed out perfectly in the center.”
PING
THis one should give you and your buddies a good laugh ;-)
The place needs a wall if he wants to keep aliens out.
