[heterosupremacist]

[Larry Lucido]

JERRY: Well? What do you think?

NURSE 1: “Salami, salami, bologna.” Definitely.

JERRY: “Salami salami bologna”?

[waterhill]

Bologna and cheese quesadillas. I top them with cheap bbq sauce. Rock on.

[FrdmLvr]

Mmmm....fried bologna! With yellow mustard on white bread.

[lee martell]

I don’t know of anyone who says Bo-log-na, and not Ba-lo-ney.
Sort of like the word for Catsup vs Ketchup.
NOBODY says Cats-up. You would get some funny looks.

[Brandonmark]

[JoeProBono]

[Dr. Sivana]

When is National Soppressata Day?

[barmag25]

Around here we call it “Alabama Round Steak”

[BlueLancer]

My baloney has a first name,
It's O-S-C-A-R;
My baloney has a second name,
It's M-A-Y-E-R.
Oh, I love to eat it every day
And if you ask me "Why?", I'll say:
That Oscar Mayer has a way
With B-O-L-O-G-N-A.

[BlueLancer]

[mulligan]

No, it is baloney day in America every day.

[DannyTN]

Every day is bologna day when you’re the democrat main stream media.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Gee, it is also National Democrat Party Day.

Is there a connection?

[Carpe Cerevisi]

Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one
Open up a package of my bologna
Ooh, I think the toast is done, the toast is done
Top it with a little of my bologna

Never gonna stop, eat it up
Such a tasty snack I always eat too much, then throw up
But I’ll soon be back for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo
M-m-m-my bologna

Spreadin’ on the mustard now, show me how
Spread it on a litle of this bologna
Hopin’ that we don’t run out, don’t run out
If we do I’m sure that I’ll miss bologna

Never gonna stop, eat it up
Such a tasty snack I always eat too much, then throw up
But I’ll soon be back for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna

[belch]

Goin’ to the market now, market now
I’m the city’s biggest bologna buyer
Walkin’ down the shopping isles, shopping isles
Filling up my basket with Oscar Meyer

Never gonna stop, eat it up
Such a tasty snack I always eat too much, then throw up
But I’ll soon be back for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, yi, yi, woo
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna

[CrazyIvan]

My bologna has a last name...

It’s H.O.F.F.A.

[IronJack]

Then there”s MSM bologna, which is toxic.

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

Mortadella > Bologna especially when there are pistachios/olives

[Trillian]

Mein bratwurst has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z.
Mein bratwurst has a second name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N.

[NEMDF]

My brother-in-law would take a bologna sandwich in his lunch to work EVERY DAY.

When I was a child, and we really had very little money, I envied the kids, who had bologna sandwiches. For us, it was either PB&J or one slice of cheese in between 2 pieces of bread with a bit of mayo and mustard.

[bgill]

Fried bologna!