[BlueLancer]

My baloney has a first name,
It's O-S-C-A-R;
My baloney has a second name,
It's M-A-Y-E-R.
Oh, I love to eat it every day
And if you ask me "Why?", I'll say:
That Oscar Mayer has a way
With B-O-L-O-G-N-A.

[Jeff Chandler]

Oscar Mayer bologna is made with beef. Most cheap bologna is made from mechanically separated poultry, which I won’t touch.

Don’t get me started on chorizo.