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Woman Buys Apology Cake for Officer Reading: ‘Sorry I tried to Bite You’
Metro (U.K.) ^ | 10/21 | Tom Herbert

Posted on 10/21/2017 8:09:35 PM PDT by nickcarraway

Ah, we’ve all been there – one drink leads to another and before you know it you wake up in prison having tried to bite a police officer. Wait, what?

Man jumps on horse's back after two shots of vodka - horse isn't having any of it Well, for Celina Dally this unbelievable scenario began with an evening of wine tasting and ended with her buying him an apology cake reading ‘Sorry I tried to bite you’.

Dally, from Lake Charles, Louisiana, got drunk wine tasting at McNeese State University and passed out in the car on the way home. Local media has reported that her concerned friend who was driving her back called paramedics. But when Dally later woke up she was in jail, having been arrested for public intoxication and assaulting a police officer.

The student apologised to the policeman with the cake (Picture: WGNO) To apologise to Officer Guillory, Dally bought him a cookie cake daubed with the words

‘Sorry I tried to bite you’ in green and white icing. In a since deleted Facebook post, the Sowela Technical Community College student wrote: ‘Most of you don’t know but I was arrested on October 7 for public intoxication and also for assaulting an officer (not proud of it but it happened).

Man nearly ate deadly sea creature for lunch after finding it on the beach ‘Anyway, as most of you do know I’m way too nice.

My conscience was eating at me so I decided to find Officer Guillory (who’s super sweet by the way) and apologise with a cookie cake! Just thought I’d share with you all.’ Local news channel KATC said she isn’t proud of what happened and she wanted to apologise to the officer. She’s using the incident to serve as platform to help combat cyberbullying and urges anyone who needs help to call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.


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Does Hallmark have a card for this?

I guess I have to give her some credit. I was successfully bit by a drunk person. No aploogy whatsoever.

1 posted on 10/21/2017 8:09:35 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

After seeing her picture (and pose), I have to ask;
exactly WHERE did she try to bite him?
The phrase; Friendly Floozy comes to mind.


2 posted on 10/21/2017 8:15:30 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: nickcarraway

I’m going to get one that says “Sorry I was speeding”, and keep it in the car.


3 posted on 10/21/2017 8:15:55 PM PDT by neverevergiveup
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Oh yea. I would totally eat that cake.

NOT!!

4 posted on 10/21/2017 8:18:23 PM PDT by bagster (Social Culture Warrior (SCW))
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To: nickcarraway

Old saying updated: “You can have your cake and eat too!”


5 posted on 10/21/2017 8:32:56 PM PDT by TaMoDee (Go Pack Go! The Pack will be back in 2018!)
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To: nickcarraway

She looks like she’s very good at wine-tasting.


6 posted on 10/21/2017 8:37:20 PM PDT by ZOOKER (Until further notice the /s is implied...)
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To: nickcarraway

Louisiana Snooki ?


7 posted on 10/21/2017 8:40:11 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Je Suis Pepe)
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At least she owned her drunken behavior and apologized for it instead of blaming the police.


8 posted on 10/21/2017 8:41:34 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: lee martell

The cop is a good lookin’ feller — I hope the cake was all she offered.


9 posted on 10/21/2017 8:47:10 PM PDT by Wyrd bið ful aræd (Flag burners can go screw -- I'm mighty PROUD of that ragged old flag)
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To: nickcarraway

If anyone can get through this without laughing, I’ll buy them a drink.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/24-people-who-shouldnt-be-allowed-to-decorate-cakes?utm_term=.wvPoZEyya#.goAkZxmm6


10 posted on 10/21/2017 8:47:30 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Wyrd bið ful aræd

Louisiana Snooki like smoosh-smoosh.


11 posted on 10/21/2017 8:48:18 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Je Suis Pepe)
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bttt


12 posted on 10/21/2017 8:50:47 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: nickcarraway

So ... did he bite into the cake?


13 posted on 10/21/2017 8:58:16 PM PDT by Slyfox (Are you tired of winning yet?)
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To: nickcarraway

This is fake.


14 posted on 10/21/2017 9:03:47 PM PDT by ALASKA (Watching a coup..........)
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To: Yaelle

Sorry, I didn’t laugh! Where’s my drink?

(I smiled a bit, though....)

I think when you warned us about laughter my brain was steeled against it, and I got all the way through with no laughter.... HA HA.....


15 posted on 10/21/2017 9:04:15 PM PDT by Enchante (Bill, Anthony, Harvey .... how does lesbo Hillary manage to surround herself with male predators???)
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To: nickcarraway

Oooohhhhh, “wine tasting” (wink , wink)


16 posted on 10/21/2017 9:06:34 PM PDT by workerbee (America finally has an American president again.)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

Stop it-—too funny!


17 posted on 10/21/2017 9:09:29 PM PDT by krunkygirl
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18 posted on 10/21/2017 9:18:48 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Je Suis Pepe)
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To: nickcarraway

I find this curiously arousing.


19 posted on 10/21/2017 9:22:23 PM PDT by DesertRhino (Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. ...)
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To: bagster

Did it have any "religious" decorations on it, like this?


       

20 posted on 10/21/2017 9:24:55 PM PDT by Songcraft
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