Posted on 10/21/2017 8:09:35 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Ah, weve all been there one drink leads to another and before you know it you wake up in prison having tried to bite a police officer. Wait, what?
Man jumps on horse's back after two shots of vodka - horse isn't having any of it Well, for Celina Dally this unbelievable scenario began with an evening of wine tasting and ended with her buying him an apology cake reading Sorry I tried to bite you.
Dally, from Lake Charles, Louisiana, got drunk wine tasting at McNeese State University and passed out in the car on the way home. Local media has reported that her concerned friend who was driving her back called paramedics. But when Dally later woke up she was in jail, having been arrested for public intoxication and assaulting a police officer.
The student apologised to the policeman with the cake (Picture: WGNO) To apologise to Officer Guillory, Dally bought him a cookie cake daubed with the words
Sorry I tried to bite you in green and white icing. In a since deleted Facebook post, the Sowela Technical Community College student wrote: Most of you dont know but I was arrested on October 7 for public intoxication and also for assaulting an officer (not proud of it but it happened).
Man nearly ate deadly sea creature for lunch after finding it on the beach Anyway, as most of you do know Im way too nice.
My conscience was eating at me so I decided to find Officer Guillory (whos super sweet by the way) and apologise with a cookie cake! Just thought Id share with you all. Local news channel KATC said she isnt proud of what happened and she wanted to apologise to the officer. Shes using the incident to serve as platform to help combat cyberbullying and urges anyone who needs help to call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.
Does Hallmark have a card for this?
I guess I have to give her some credit. I was successfully bit by a drunk person. No aploogy whatsoever.
After seeing her picture (and pose), I have to ask;
exactly WHERE did she try to bite him?
The phrase; Friendly Floozy comes to mind.
I’m going to get one that says “Sorry I was speeding”, and keep it in the car.
NOT!!
Old saying updated: “You can have your cake and eat too!”
She looks like she’s very good at wine-tasting.
Louisiana Snooki ?
At least she owned her drunken behavior and apologized for it instead of blaming the police.
The cop is a good lookin’ feller — I hope the cake was all she offered.
If anyone can get through this without laughing, Ill buy them a drink.
Louisiana Snooki like smoosh-smoosh.
bttt
So ... did he bite into the cake?
This is fake.
Sorry, I didn’t laugh! Where’s my drink?
(I smiled a bit, though....)
I think when you warned us about laughter my brain was steeled against it, and I got all the way through with no laughter.... HA HA.....
Oooohhhhh, “wine tasting” (wink , wink)
Stop it-—too funny!
I find this curiously arousing.
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