[nickcarraway]

Does Hallmark have a card for this?

I guess I have to give her some credit. I was successfully bit by a drunk person. No aploogy whatsoever.

[lee martell]

After seeing her picture (and pose), I have to ask;
exactly WHERE did she try to bite him?
The phrase; Friendly Floozy comes to mind.

[neverevergiveup]

I’m going to get one that says “Sorry I was speeding”, and keep it in the car.

[TaMoDee]

Old saying updated: “You can have your cake and eat too!”

[ZOOKER]

She looks like she’s very good at wine-tasting.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Louisiana Snooki ?

[Kirkwood]

At least she owned her drunken behavior and apologized for it instead of blaming the police.

[Yaelle]

If anyone can get through this without laughing, I’ll buy them a drink.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/24-people-who-shouldnt-be-allowed-to-decorate-cakes?utm_term=.wvPoZEyya#.goAkZxmm6

[Slyfox]

So ... did he bite into the cake?

[ALASKA]

This is fake.

[workerbee]

Oooohhhhh, “wine tasting” (wink , wink)

[DesertRhino]

I find this curiously arousing.

[Daaave]

"Sorry I tried to bite you."

[x1stcav]

What is about these people and biting?

[dfwgator]

"Sorry about the up yours n-----!"

[Lurker]

You’d hit it.

L