Woman Buys Apology Cake for Officer Reading: ‘Sorry I tried to Bite You’

Metro (U.K.) ^ | 10/21 | Tom Herbert

[nickcarraway]

Does Hallmark have a card for this?

I guess I have to give her some credit. I was successfully bit by a drunk person. No aploogy whatsoever.

[lee martell]

After seeing her picture (and pose), I have to ask;
exactly WHERE did she try to bite him?
The phrase; Friendly Floozy comes to mind.

[neverevergiveup]

I’m going to get one that says “Sorry I was speeding”, and keep it in the car.

[bagster]

Oh yea. I would totally eat that cake.

NOT!!

[TaMoDee]

Old saying updated: “You can have your cake and eat too!”

[ZOOKER]

She looks like she’s very good at wine-tasting.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Louisiana Snooki ?

[Kirkwood]

At least she owned her drunken behavior and apologized for it instead of blaming the police.

[Wyrd bið ful aræd]

The cop is a good lookin’ feller — I hope the cake was all she offered.

[Yaelle]

If anyone can get through this without laughing, I’ll buy them a drink.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/24-people-who-shouldnt-be-allowed-to-decorate-cakes?utm_term=.wvPoZEyya#.goAkZxmm6

[fieldmarshaldj]

Louisiana Snooki like smoosh-smoosh.

[BenLurkin]

bttt

[Slyfox]

So ... did he bite into the cake?

[ALASKA]

This is fake.

[Enchante]

Sorry, I didn’t laugh! Where’s my drink?

(I smiled a bit, though....)

I think when you warned us about laughter my brain was steeled against it, and I got all the way through with no laughter.... HA HA.....

[workerbee]

Oooohhhhh, “wine tasting” (wink , wink)

[krunkygirl]

Stop it-—too funny!

[fieldmarshaldj]

[DesertRhino]

I find this curiously arousing.

[Songcraft]

Did it have any "religious" decorations on it, like this?