Posted on 10/21/2017 5:00:02 AM PDT by EdnaMode
Hello. I am Hillary Rodham Clinton, and this is the Graham Norton Show. The almost-holder of what was once the loftiest imaginable office was surprisingly game for a bit of British kitsch: warm, indulgent and dressed in yellow, like a president on a kindergarten walkabout.
She is still too grand for some of Graham Nortons antics. She wasnt sold on the idea of sharing a sofa with another celebrity. You cannot blame her. The chat-trading of Nortons ersatz dinner party environment is inherently high-risk. You could be in the middle of the most profoundly revealing story one you could have saved for a love affair, or your Vanity Fair profile and be eclipsed by someones anecdote about finding a caterpillar in their cheese sandwich.
So it was just her in the beam of Nortons irresistible curiosity. And while she has a book to promote What Happened there was still this pressing incongruity of her normality. She arrived on stage wearing a surgical boot which she explained in an anecdote neither interesting nor uninteresting, just ambiently pleasant to listen to, like cicadas. I was running down the stairs in heels with a cup of coffee in hand, a break for a short homily on how unwise it was to run with coffee I was talking over my shoulder and my heel caught and I fell backwards. She broke her toe. She had excellent medical care from our English medical system (little shout out for the NHS, thoughtful and serendipitous). Well. You sound perfectly
nice. How come nobody ever mentions that youre perfectly nice?
(Excerpt) Read more at theguardian.com ...
May we bring back the phrase “Gag me with a spoon”?
15 years ago I worked with a lady who was uniformed SS during the ‘90’s.
She confirmed that the story of Bill groping a female SS agent in the west wing was true. She also confirmed that Hillary was nasty to the uniformed people in the White House, before all female SS personnel were ordered out of the West Wing.
She had no duties inside the White House after that, so only saw sHrillary at a distance.
As the French would say: “Quelle surprise!”
I learned all I needed to know about Hillary and nice from Juanita Broadderick and all those secret service people in the White House during Bills Admin.
Add “while dodging bullets” and it all makes perfect sense.
;-)
Arkancide.
Bimbo eruption controller.
Got a rapist off scott free years ago.
Kicked off the Watergate team for being the liar she is.
Why isn’t that beeotch in prison? She sold uranium to the Russians. 145k deposited into Clinton Crime Family account.
Half a million for Bill for a “speech”.
Lock them all up!
She would have won too if the media had slobbered all over like obunghole
“Why does nobody mention that Hillary Clinton is perfectly nice”
All the murders, maybe?
If Hillary knew me, knew who I was and the values I hold; she would not be nice.
We all can fake the funk.
Hitler was perfectly nice to little Aryan Children and Puppy Dogs.
....because she isn’t perfectly nice, she’s a raging drunken b*tch.
Just ask Bill.
The Goebbels' children would beg to differ.
Well, Hitler changed his Opinion while in Office just like Obama did.
Because she’s not nice.
Perfect. Add foul mouthed. The list is long.
“She wasnt sold on the idea of sharing a sofa with another celebrity.”
I’m sure it was the other celebrity’s idea not to share the sofa with Hillary. Sitting on the same seat with Old Crusty? Just... eeewww.
Ms. Perky: People perceive you as somewhat...
Kat Stratford: Tempestuous?
Ms. Perky: “Heinous bitch” is the term used most often.
Shes as nice as Charles Manson.
“nice” There’s some irony in the fact that the expression “That’s nice” is how a southern belle/lady is often able to avoid saying “Go to ****”.
It’s like the word “cute”. It can mean anything among ladies.
“Your two feet tall Carmen Miranda hat with wax fruit and baby breath sprays is really ... cute.”
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