Two More Massage Therapists Accuse Al Gore of Sexual Assault

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[ameribbean expat]

Former Vice President Al Gore has been hit by new allegations of sexual assault. This time, it's two more massage therapists bringing the charges.

*** The new allegations are said to have taken place at two hotels - one in Beverly Hills in 2007, when Gore was in Hollywood for the Oscars, the other in Tokyo in 2008. *** Molly Hagerty, the Portland victim, has also recently piped up with some new evidence: a pair of stained black pants and the remains of some candy supposedly gobbled by Gore.

[BobL]

My wife’s first comment was about Al Gore’s “Distancing Kiss” at the 2000 Convention. I guess it was all show...obviously.

(for those that don’t know/remember, it was when he locked lips with his wife and nearly sucked her guts out - it was meant to show that his martial relationship was, how do you say, ‘different’, ah yes, ‘different’, than Bill Clinton’s ‘relationship’ with The Beast)

[Sacajaweau]

Kinda like Bubba and Hillary dancing on the beach.

[Chode]

letting his inner Poodle off the leash so to speak

[BobL]

Forgot that one...thanks.

[I want the USA back]

The left is not going to sacrifice the great god of the climate, algore on the altar of political correctness.

[b_Cap37]

Ah, the old “rub and tug!” Who knew.

[GOPJ]

I know. It's seven years old. But I haven't seen Algore getting perp walked on the internet this past week, and since so many of his friends have been...I just don't want him to feel as if the little people have forgotten him. A really inconvenient truth.

Good post - Gore's like Harvey WeinsteinLite... most of us havn't forgotten.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Al Gore has been a crazed sex poodle before. An inconvenient truth.

[wally_bert]

There’s always the Yakuza......

[grey_whiskers]

One thin October night
A bloated ex Vice President appears
For midnight fun

I need you to get down on the hotel floor
Give that man what he askin for (oh)
Cuz I feel like bustin loose and I feel like touchin you (ah, ah)
And cant nobody stop the juice so baby tell me whats the use

Tensions rise as
Fever settles in hotel suite
Al Gore's Clothes dissolve

(I said)
Its gettin hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes

Oil glides from the bottle
Skin feathers abdominals for a season
(A hard rain comes quickly!)

Then Gore is parched
Fingers are placed in the forest
For his lightning rod's celebration

(Penthouse, roof top, birds are feedin
No deceivin, nothin up my sleeve and, no teasin)

Unknown masseuses
Attempt to take their leave, unmounted
Celebrities ready their stirrups

[woman's voice]
I am gettin So scared, I don't wanna take my clothes off

Passion seeks hos and friends
The iPod of Pink songs
By the bed is shown

Why you at the bar if you aint poppin the bottles
What good is the Treat Box if you aint using the condoms

The Nobel Laureate cries
The hour of choosing has arrived
Here is your Sex Poodle

[Chode]

OUTSTANDING!