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To: ameribbean expat
letting his inner Poodle off the leash so to speak
23 posted on 10/14/2017 9:40:55 AM PDT by Chode (You have all of the resources you are going to have. Abandon your illusions and plan accordingly.)
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To: Chode
One thin October night
A bloated ex Vice President appears
For midnight fun

I need you to get down on the hotel floor
Give that man what he askin for (oh)
Cuz I feel like bustin loose and I feel like touchin you (ah, ah)
And cant nobody stop the juice so baby tell me whats the use

Tensions rise as
Fever settles in hotel suite
Al Gore's Clothes dissolve

(I said)
Its gettin hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes

Oil glides from the bottle
Skin feathers abdominals for a season
(A hard rain comes quickly!)

Then Gore is parched
Fingers are placed in the forest
For his lightning rod's celebration

(Penthouse, roof top, birds are feedin
No deceivin, nothin up my sleeve and, no teasin)

Unknown masseuses
Attempt to take their leave, unmounted
Celebrities ready their stirrups

[woman's voice]
I am gettin So scared, I don't wanna take my clothes off

Passion seeks hos and friends
The iPod of Pink songs
By the bed is shown

Why you at the bar if you aint poppin the bottles
What good is the Treat Box if you aint using the condoms

The Nobel Laureate cries
The hour of choosing has arrived
Here is your Sex Poodle

30 posted on 10/14/2017 2:57:22 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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