Thanks heavens I've got an extra week... to sleep off this drunk--
Still, I have to make my picks, so here goes. On Thursday Nigth Feetball I want the Iggles to fail but I cannot make myself see 'Cam the Jerk' doing it--
In regular Sunday action Imp's Bears get pecked to death by Crab City's Black Byrds--
Deshaun and his Texicans make Allegra happy with a solid win over the Cleveland Browstains--
The Loinchopps beat the Ain'ts--
Aaron Boy pulls the horns off the Viqueens 'cause that what he do--
Them Georgia Black Byrds drown the Phins--
Uncle Tom does big right and grounds Dem Jersey Jets--
Those cursed Deadskins pound the Soapy 9ers--
La Ewes put the Jags in the dog pound and throw away the key--
Have a Tampa Bayers get a win at Arid Zona--
Old Man Rivers rows La Bolts past Seven's Waiders--
My Old Dallas Texans lay the wood to Little Ben (& still shrinking) and his Stoolers--
It is a Mile High tack meet as the Ponies trample Dem Jersey Jints--
And in the Monday Nights who cares game, Allegra Old Earlers smack Indy silly--
NFL...
Should Read...
On Life Support!
Oakland will get well this week against the Carson Spanii...
Panthers
Ravens
Texans
Lions
Packers
Falcons
Patsies
Deadskins
Jags
Cards
Raiders
Chiefs
Broncs
Oilers
And the Cowboys will NOT find a way to lose this week.
My predictions:
Kneeling/fists/disrespect will be down this week but will not disappear.
Viewers will also be down but will not disappear.
Complaints from both sides will continue to rise.
I think their decline will bottom out very soon then people will trickle back like last year.
11-5, 10-6, 7-7. I sense a disturbing trend. Hopefully, this week will pan out better...
Philadelphia at Carolina [X]
Chicago at Baltimore [X]
Cleveland at Houston [X]
Detroit [X] at New Orleans
Green Bay [X] at Minnesota
Miami at Atlanta [X]
New England [X] at N.Y. Jets
San Francisco at Washington [X]
L.A. Rams at Jacksonville [X]
Tampa Bay [X] at Arizona
L.A. Chargers at Oakland [X]
Pittsburgh at Kansas City [X]
N.Y. Giants at Denver [X]
Indianapolis at Tennessee [X]
So some picks:
Thats my take.
2 hot teams, I'll take the Fig Newtons at home
My Bearlies have been garbage on the road, that will continue
Ain'ts ain't good enough to top Cletus' loinchops
No early line on GB/MIN, the Packers will win, write it down, my lock of the week
Atlanta will have Culter wishing he stayed home with the cat
Return of the Jet'i? No, the Empire takes this one
The 69ers will win in the Eastern Time, at some point, some year, not this week
Rams/Jax a good matchup?!?! Give me the road team.
Woe for my Olde Chi Cardinals as I think they lose another
Carr might actually play, either way I'm taking Oaktown, the Boltz got off the schneid last week and will get back on
The Chiefs will lose, they'll lose 2 or 3 or 4 times this year, but not to the Kneelers at home.
Diet Manning will lose his carbonation quickly at this altidude
And I'll take the Teats over the Unluckys
Carolina
Baltimore
Houston
New Orleans
Green Bay
Atlanta
New England
Washington
Jacksonville
Tampa Bay
Oakland
Kansas Cuty
Denver (5 STAR LOCK OF THE WEEK, CALL NOW!)
Tennessee
Thursday, Oct 12, 2017
Philadelphia at Carolina 8:25 pm CBS Bank of America Stadium Wow, a Thursday game with some meaning and it should be competitive too. The Panthers have sprung back to life, and Philly has been one of the surprises of the season so far. I'm looking at this as a real coming-out party for Carson Wentz. Eagles.
Sunday, Oct 15, 2017
Chicago at Baltimore 1:00 pm FOX M&T Bank Stadium The Mitchell Trubisky Era has begun, and while the Ravens haven't exactly been world-beaters, I don't think they'll have too much trouble with Chicago's anemic offense (yes they beat the Kneelers but...), even with their own anemic offense. Ravens.
Cleveland at Houston 1:00 pm CBS NRG Stadium Despite a lack of wins, DeShaun Watson has shown he is the class of the 2017 QB group so far. DeShon Kizer or whomever plays QB for the Browns doesn't seem to make much difference. JJ Watt is out for the season, but it will not take much D to stop the Clevelanders. Texans.
Detroit at New Orleans 11:00 pm FOX Mercedes-Benz Superdome I like the Lions; I like the rejuvenated Saints at home too. But when in doubt go with the younger QB complemented by the better D. Lions.
Green Bay at Minnesota 1:00 pm Aaron Rodgers. AARON RODGERS! Is there anything he can't do on the football field?! Ask the Cowboys! The Vikings won't provide near as severe a test as was passed last week in Dallas. Packers.
Miami at Atlanta 1:00 p CBS Mercedes-Benz Stadium Should be a laugher for the Falcons. But one never knows with the Falcons... Nah. They'll hold to form. Falcons.
New England at N.Y. Jets 1:00 pm CBS MetLife Stadium If you had told me three weeks ago that this game would be for first place in the AFC East I would have laughed. Yet here we are. The formerly moribund Jets have been playing well enough to win and the same could be said of the Patriots (no D in Patriots...). But if the game evolves into a shootout, I like Tom Brady a heckuva lot more than Case McCown. Patriots.
San Francisco at Washington 1:00 pm FOX FedEx Field I hate to use this term so early, but this is a must win for the Redksins. Getting the woebegone but dangerous Niners at home? You gotta win that game! Redskins.
L.A. Rams at Jacksonville 4:05 pm FOX EverBank Field I don't know what to make of either of these teams. Rams take two steps forward and one back. The Jags... throttle the Ravens, dominate the Kneelers and Big Ben, but lose to the Jets?! Maybe they'll throttle the Lambs?! Jaguars.
Tampa Bay at Arizona 4:05 pm FOX University of Phoenix Stadium Adrian Peterson is not going to make a difference to Arizona. Tampa Bay is a comer, and the Cards are headed in the opposite direction. Bucs.
L.A. Chargers at Oakland 4:25 pm CBS Oakland Coliseum Chargers got in the win column last week, and truthfully, they have been close in just about every game. And the Raiders have been in a tailspin, even losing one game with Carr against the Redskins. Is he playing this week? As of today who knows? I would like to see the Bolts put another nail in the coffin of the Silver-and-Black. Chargers.
Pittsburgh at Kansas City 4:25 pm CB Arrowhead Stadium What is the matter with Big Ben? Are the chimes sounding on his career? (bad pun I know...) Five picks last week. KC is undefeated even though they have been weak on D. They'll stay undefeated this week. Chiefs.
N.Y. Giants at Denver 8:30 pm NBC Sports Authority Field at Mile High Are the G-Men in disarray? If they aren't it will do till disarray comes along! And what's the line on when McAdoo gets fired?! And traveling to Denver is not the recipe to get your seasonal ship turned around. Trevor Semian is no Johnny U; he's not even Johnny Elway. But he's good enough. Broncos.
Monday, Oct 16, 2017
Indianapolis at Tennessee 8:30 pm ESPN Nissan Stadium What the heck has happened with the Titans?? Can they please get things right Monday night?! Titans.
There you have it my Freeper Friends. Good luck to everyone and have a great weekend!