Posted on 10/07/2017 3:53:38 PM PDT by heterosupremacist
Among the first items on O.J. Simpson’s to-do list upon re-entry to the free world last week was to find some “companionship” after nine years in prison, an insider said.
“He sent word … to the Bunny Ranch,” the insider said of Nevada’s famed legal house of prostitution.
“As far as I know, things are going down,” the ranch’s flamboyant owner, Dennis Hof, told The Post. He had earlier told Radar Online that Simpson buddy Tom Scotto had called looking for “a Nicole Brown look-a-like.”
But Hof might be getting ahead of himself. The Simpson insider told The Post that the disgraced gridiron great has been ordered to take a cold shower while his lawyer looks into whether a visit to the Bunny Ranch would violate terms of his Nevada parole.
“There are still a lot of moving parts,” Hof said. “It all depends on O.J.’s schedules and meeting with the parole officers. It’s going to happen. The Bunny Ranch and the Bunny Ranch girls are anxious for O.J.’s visit.”
If the ranch is off-limits, the ex-con has other potential cuddlers lining up. One indecent proposal came from Shalana Hunter, aka, Tokyo Toni, the mother of Blac Chyna.
“O.J., Juice … Come visit me,” she cooed in a now-deleted Instagram post that included her phone number. “I’m single. Those hands turn me up and on! The way they fit in that glove nice and tight ….”
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OJ feels that if he goes to the bunny ranch the killer is sure to be there.
The girls need to hide the knives.
His search for Nicole’s killer starts THERE
We'll be seeing all kinds of eye-catching PR about OJ from now on... and forever. If he disappears from the news and retires to a quiet life he won't have any big money-making opportunities....and many people have a stake in him making money, lots of it.....including him, his family and his hangers-on.
So, fasten your seat belts....we will be bombarded about OJ's every move, true or fake.....and he will far outdistance the Kardashians and other low-lifes in the tabloid media for the foreseeable future.
Leni
I totally agree. The unlimited bovine scatology surrounding this wife-killing POS will dominate the tabloids for months. I for one and supremely glad that I don’t have cable TV.
Only because he can’t go to the Playboy Mansion any more.
“companionship”?
so THAT’S what they’re calling it nowadays?
And I thought he would be conducting a search for the killers. After all, they must still be out there. But, evidently, first things first.
Maybe give it a few months and with her insane screeching voice and temper tantrums I'm sure OJ will love to smother her with lots of loving.....
“So, fasten your seat belts....we will be bombarded about OJ’s every move, true or fake.....and he will far outdistance the Kardashians and other low-lifes in the tabloid media for the foreseeable future.”
Ain’t that the truth, ... unfortunately for all of us.
“...and he will far outdistance the Kardashians and other low-lifes in the tabloid media for the foreseeable future.”
I agree! Jenner used to BE a Kardashian Klan Member! They’re going to get their hooks into him somehow - and Bruce/Caitlyn is the perfect venue.
What a train wreck this will end up being. Maybe OJ will ‘Nicole’ Caitlyn? *SMIRK*
After 9 years in prison, the odds of him being HIV+ are fairly high.
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“After 9 years in prison, the odds of him being HIV+ are fairly high.”
OJ is such a pig, the odds of him being HIV+ before going to prison are fairly high...
Good humor always contains a kernel of truth, and I suspect if the parties you mention stole your idea they'd make a LOT of money off it.
That is some sick chit.
The pic of Howard Cosell above - #13 - brings back memories... I worked with him for years, including Monday Night Football... very difficult to work with. I finally observed how his wife handled him and learned: helped considerably. :^)
He’s a pig. A pig without a brain.
I’ve already called my lawyer and the patent office. ;)
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