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Because, you see, it is safer to pull off the road frequently to see what color your seat cover is. If you're a real sport, you'll check it out while driving.
1 posted on 10/02/2017 2:08:59 PM PDT by sparklite2
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To: sparklite2

They are just going too far.
Just because you can does not mean you should.


2 posted on 10/02/2017 2:11:25 PM PDT by Lurkinanloomin (Natural Born Citizen Means Born Here Of Citizen Parents - Know Islam, No Peace -No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: sparklite2

Nanny car


3 posted on 10/02/2017 2:11:35 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: Red Badger

Ping.


4 posted on 10/02/2017 2:13:04 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: sparklite2

What next, a flatulence analyzer that tells you to eat more roughage?


5 posted on 10/02/2017 2:13:47 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: sparklite2

This will not work in Mexico......................


6 posted on 10/02/2017 2:19:00 PM PDT by Red Badger (Road Rage lasts 5 minutes. Road Rash lasts 5 months!.....................)
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To: sparklite2
Or you could just see if you are thirsty.

That seems to work for me.

8 posted on 10/02/2017 2:21:23 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not a Romantic, not a hero worshiper and stop trying to tug my heartstrings. It tickles! (pink bow))
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To: sparklite2

What if I urinate while I drive...an extended drive that overwhelms my NASA diapers?


13 posted on 10/02/2017 2:31:11 PM PDT by BBB333 (The Power Of Trump Compels You!)
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To: sparklite2

Now, if they could provide a biofeedback system, they could blend the Mood Ring with the Automobile!


14 posted on 10/02/2017 2:32:41 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: sparklite2

No one rides for free....


16 posted on 10/02/2017 3:06:39 PM PDT by Autonomous User (During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.)
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To: sparklite2

Can it sense when I need to pee? When I must have a hamburger?


17 posted on 10/02/2017 3:27:39 PM PDT by beethovenfan (I always try to maximize my carbon footprint.)
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