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1 posted on 09/30/2017 5:42:31 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
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Reminds me of a story in Life magazine from around 1950 about living Civil War vets.

One old guy had a full hair of black hair. They asked what him his secret was.

“Don’t never wash it!”


2 posted on 09/30/2017 5:44:56 PM PDT by MUDDOG
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Maybe she rinses off by swimming in the ocean...

3 posted on 09/30/2017 5:46:07 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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More like reek than radiant.


4 posted on 09/30/2017 5:46:09 PM PDT by luvbach1 (I hope Trump runs roughshod over the inevitable obstuctionists, Dems, progs, libs, or RINOs!)
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Women used to bath once a year and men twice a year. You did not smell too much body odor unless you were the one that bated too much.


5 posted on 09/30/2017 5:47:35 PM PDT by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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Eternal youth?

That eyebrow-less hag has been revolting for decades.


6 posted on 09/30/2017 5:48:25 PM PDT by relictele
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If I work in the field, on tractor or clean seed, I WILL take a bath every night. Period.


7 posted on 09/30/2017 5:50:00 PM PDT by Texas Fossil ((Texas is not where you were born, but a Free State of Heart, Mind & Attitude!))
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I remember reading that Queen Elizabeth I shocked, SHOCKED her subjects when they found she was a health fanatic and took cleanliness to the extreme by taking TWO BATHS a year!
Most people, in their lifetime, took one bath on their wedding day and that was it.
I remember a dermatologist who thought homeless bums had good skin because they rarely bathed.


9 posted on 09/30/2017 5:51:08 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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I take a bath every Spring whether I need it or not.


11 posted on 09/30/2017 5:54:29 PM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
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Stay upwind of those two - a friend of my folks had a German wife and she had nuclear B.O. - it could knock a maggot off a gut wagon. They were kind of oddball Bohemian types and Mom would only have them over in the summer so we could eat outside to lessen the effects.


15 posted on 09/30/2017 6:16:35 PM PDT by dainbramaged (Get out of my country now)
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1. Seniors don’t have to bathe every day

Bathing every day or every other day is fantastic, but not necessary. Even though most Americans are used to showering every single day, that’s not a requirement for good health. At a minimum, bathing once or twice a week helps seniors avoid skin breakdown and infections.

http://dailycaring.com/senior-bathing-whats-really-necessary/


17 posted on 09/30/2017 6:18:00 PM PDT by ilovesarah2012
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Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww.


18 posted on 09/30/2017 6:21:26 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the SEALs of Extortion 17 - and God Bless The United States of America.)
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Once a week would be an increase for the drum circle crowd.

19 posted on 09/30/2017 6:23:05 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
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Reminds me of B. O. Plenty (showing my age)


20 posted on 09/30/2017 6:26:12 PM PDT by beethovenfan (I always try to maximize my carbon footprint.)
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I always bathe once a month, whether I need it or not.


22 posted on 09/30/2017 6:37:52 PM PDT by Windflier (Pitchforks and torches ripen on the vine. Left too long, they become black rifles.)
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Hillary must take this advice.

The reason Old Crusty smells like warmed over tuna casserole


26 posted on 09/30/2017 6:51:16 PM PDT by digger48
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Bondo face?


31 posted on 09/30/2017 7:24:50 PM PDT by antidemoncrat
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I haven't had a bath in years. Two showers a day, yes, but no bath.

I'll wash, thanks. I split a cord of firewood between yesterday and today and it's a reward. And clean clothes. And cold beer.

32 posted on 09/30/2017 7:28:25 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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I once worked where myself & another man were in the same office room—about 12 x 12. He apparently didn’t bathe very often, and even his clothes reeked.

I finally went to the boss & said- IF you don’t give me a different place to do my work, I quit. I got my own room-—with a big window, no less. I can still smell that odor today & this was 40 years ago.


35 posted on 09/30/2017 7:42:02 PM PDT by ridesthemiles
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“She only takes a bath every week. That’s why she looks so radiant,”

That greasy shine isn’t radiance, it’s an oily coating conducive to growing all manner of bacteria and mold.


36 posted on 09/30/2017 8:03:09 PM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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39 posted on 09/30/2017 9:02:18 PM PDT by Songcraft
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