1 posted on
09/30/2017 5:22:47 PM PDT by
Gamecock
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To: upchuck
2 posted on
09/30/2017 5:23:10 PM PDT by
Gamecock
("We always choose according to our greatest inclination at the moment." R.C. Sproul)
To: Gamecock
Snake? Mother-in-law? The jokes write themselves.
3 posted on
09/30/2017 5:23:22 PM PDT by
dirtboy
To: Gamecock
Right...
... a snake...
... sure...
5 posted on
09/30/2017 5:25:06 PM PDT by
Paine in the Neck
( Socialism consumes EVERYTHING!)
To: Gamecock
Oooh, he’s going to paying for that the rest of his life.
6 posted on
09/30/2017 5:25:33 PM PDT by
bgill
(CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
To: Gamecock
He couldn’t tell the difference?
7 posted on
09/30/2017 5:29:21 PM PDT by
dforest
To: Gamecock
I hope he finds comfort on the living room sofa for the rest of his life...ROFL...
8 posted on
09/30/2017 5:29:32 PM PDT by
HarleyLady27
( "The Force Awakens!!!"...Trump and Pence: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!)
To: Gamecock
“Did God really say, ‘You must not shoot your Mother-in-Law in the garden’?” sayeth the serpent.
9 posted on
09/30/2017 5:30:27 PM PDT by
ClearCase_guy
(Benedict McCain is the worst traitor ever to wear the uniform of the US military.)
To: Gamecock
...so he missed? Needs more range time.
11 posted on
09/30/2017 5:32:09 PM PDT by
who knows what evil?
(Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.com)
To: Gamecock
The jokes write themselves...
12 posted on
09/30/2017 5:32:11 PM PDT by
freedumb2003
(The UK has no death penalty, unless you are an 11 month old infant with no arrest history)
To: Gamecock
To: Gamecock
So is there some problem???
14 posted on
09/30/2017 5:35:12 PM PDT by
amigatec
(2 Thess 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:)
To: Gamecock
Lousy article:
Did he kill the snake?
What kind of snake was it?
15 posted on
09/30/2017 5:38:51 PM PDT by
TXnMA
(Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! REPEAT San Jacinto!!!)
To: Gamecock
In before someone asks to borrow the snake...
16 posted on
09/30/2017 5:41:21 PM PDT by
Sparticus
(Primary the Tuesday group!)
To: Gamecock
The Onion could not do better.
17 posted on
09/30/2017 5:41:39 PM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Gamecock
Proper sight allignment, sight picture and trigger control!
19 posted on
09/30/2017 5:46:44 PM PDT by
GunHoardingCapitalist
(The dumber society becomes, the wiser i am in their eyes.)
To: Gamecock; windcliff; onedoug; stylecouncilor
This story is hissterical.
To: Gamecock
I hate when that happens.
21 posted on
09/30/2017 5:47:26 PM PDT by
Albion Wilde
(I was not elected to continue a failed system. I was elected to change it. --Donald J. Trump)
To: Gamecock
We had a milk snake, nonpoisonous and a good vermin hunter, crawl up a wall and into our bedroom one day. We cornered it in the bathroom, shoved it into a shoebox and covered the lid.
Sent my son out to take it back to the barn. Gone a really long time, and came back after all the girls has left for an event.
Only then did he admit that the snake must have got away when he put the box down in the garage for a quick potty break. “But I put a hammer on the lid to keep it in ...”
We never did tell the girls ...
22 posted on
09/30/2017 5:50:28 PM PDT by
texas booster
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To: Gamecock
“What gun for mother-in-law?”
23 posted on
09/30/2017 5:51:03 PM PDT by
Lee N. Field
("And if you are Christ's, then you are Abraham's offspring, heirs according to promise" Gal 3:29)
To: Gamecock
A man is walking along when he sees a funeral procession going by, the longest procession he’s ever seen.
It seems to consist of the hearse, followed by a man with a Doberman on a leash, followed by several hundred other men.
After watching for a few minutes, he can restrain his curiosity no longer, and walks up to one of the mourners.
“Excuse me, sir, I don’t mean to bother you in your moment of grief, but this is the strangest procession I’ve ever seen.
What happened, who is the funeral for?”
“Well, it’s nothing special, really, the funeral is for the mother-in-law of the man at the front of the procession. You see, his Doberman attacked and killed her.”
“That’s awful!”, replies the onlooker. “But... um... tell me, you don’t think he’d let me borrow that dog, do you?”
“Get in line, buddy,” replies the mourner, “get in line.”
24 posted on
09/30/2017 5:53:35 PM PDT by
stylin19a
(Lynch & Clinton - Snakes on a Plane)
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