South Carolina Ping 
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Posted on 09/30/2017 5:22:47 PM PDT by Gamecock
I hate when that happens.
Sent my son out to take it back to the barn. Gone a really long time, and came back after all the girls has left for an event.
Only then did he admit that the snake must have got away when he put the box down in the garage for a quick potty break. “But I put a hammer on the lid to keep it in ...”
We never did tell the girls ...
“What gun for mother-in-law?”
A man is walking along when he sees a funeral procession going by, the longest procession he’s ever seen.
It seems to consist of the hearse, followed by a man with a Doberman on a leash, followed by several hundred other men.
After watching for a few minutes, he can restrain his curiosity no longer, and walks up to one of the mourners.
“Excuse me, sir, I don’t mean to bother you in your moment of grief, but this is the strangest procession I’ve ever seen.
What happened, who is the funeral for?”
“Well, it’s nothing special, really, the funeral is for the mother-in-law of the man at the front of the procession. You see, his Doberman attacked and killed her.”
“That’s awful!”, replies the onlooker. “But... um... tell me, you don’t think he’d let me borrow that dog, do you?”
“Get in line, buddy,” replies the mourner, “get in line.”
Can’t blame him - all snakes look alike.
Yeah, that's the ticket.
There’s a difference?
I will not make the obvious comparison between snakes and mothers-in-law.
Yeah. It was an ‘accident’. Heh heh heh heh...........
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Oops: SC man tries to shoot a snake. He hits his mother-in-law instead.
Notice it did not say he missed.
Lol!
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Didn’t Eve blame it on a snake too?
“Snake? Mother-in-law? The jokes write themselves”
Some mothers in law are snakes...just like their daughters.
“...one South Carolina man is claiming a snake lured him into shooting his wife’s mother in the foot.”
Yeah, that’s the ticket.”
And then theres the one about the snake luring the schmuck to eat the apple.
You knew she was a snake when you took her in
“Yeah. It was an ‘accident’. Heh heh heh heh...........”
Im waiting for the sequel when we read that the mother in law accidentally shoots the the guys pocket serpent.
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