Iredell sheriff: Beer-drinking men watch lawnmower burn, shoot at cars, set house on fire

Winston-Salem Journal ^ | Sep 21, 2017

[RacerX1128]

Drunk guys shooting guns at passing cars ... and they release them?

Maybe daddy is the Sheriff??

[Old Grumpy]

Wow! Obviously two more MENSA candidates. You can see the intelligence in their faces.

[for-q-clinton]

If they were black you know BLM would be crying about police brutality.

[antidisestablishment]

It’s another not Florida article! Y’all are making us look better. Thanks!

[blueunicorn6]

Well, if this is wrong, then we’re going to have to come up with some new games at the family reunion next summer.

[wyowolf]

yep, its the South alright... color me shocked.

[Wilhelm Tell]

I don’t have to guess which end of the Bell Curve they are on.

[A Navy Vet]

Same white trash I see on Cops every time I watch.

[bgill]

Hey, sounds like a typical Tuesday evening.

[NorthMountain]

You have already guessed where they fall on the "bell curve" ... and you're probably right. Now consider this:

[mrsmith]

And yet there’s a theory that beer is the fount of civilization...

[Hot Tabasco]

Drunk guys shooting guns at passing cars ... and they release them?

Somebody has to be home to keep the party going...........

[gathersnomoss]

My Name Is Earl

[gathersnomoss]

Racisssssssssssssssss... Racisssssssssssssssss... Racisssssssssssssssss

[Hot Tabasco]

Well, if this is wrong, then we’re going to have to come up with some new games at the family reunion next summer.

It's called "incrementalism" and it all started with the banning of Lawn Jarts back in 1988......Setting lawn mowers on fire and shooting at cars was just the natural replacement.

[gundog]

Yeah. but that was before guns an’ lawnmowers an’ cars an, such stuff as that.

[Moonman62]

White people. I didn’t even have to look.

[blueunicorn6]

My cousin Diane used to think it was great fun when playing with the metal tipped lawn darts to spin around until she was good and dizzy and then just let the dart fly.

Landed one on the hood of Dad’s new Oldsmobile.

Dad went and got the lawn dart.

He brought it back to her and “accidentally” dropped it on her foot.

She was barefoot.

Her foot was stuck to the ground and she was spinning around in circles screaming.

We do a dance at every family reunion called The Diane Spin where you plant your left foot and spin in circles.

She doesn’t think it’s funny.

I think it’s hilarious.

[fella]

They is methed up.

[Tax-chick]

There is video of humblegunner driving an ATV while someone shoots bottle rockets at him. I don’t think it was a Tuesday, though.