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N.C. woman creates spray to attract a Bigfoot. Have a camera ready, she advises
News Record ^ | 9/14/17 | Tribune News Service

Posted on 09/14/2017 9:02:58 AM PDT by Rebelbase

[snip] A North Carolina-based wife and mother has home brewed a spray that she says can attract any Bigfoot within a mile and a half.

Sold at $7 per bottle, the “environmentally friendly” Bigfoot Juice also doubles as a bug spray, says creator Allie Megan Webb, who runs Happy Body Care out of Marion.

“How do you know it works?” asks Webb, laughing. “That’s a tough question. I guess I could ask how do you know it doesn’t work?”

There is anecdotal proof her spray does, in fact, attract a Bigfoot.

Field tests have been done, she says, and they include a recent outing by the research group Bigfoot 911, in which a Bigfoot sighting was reported. It happened the first week of August, in the woods of McDowell County. The report made national news.

(Excerpt) Read more at greensboro.com ...


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The NC Bigfoot craze continues.

The article cites Bigfoot being spotted in McDowell County which is located in the mountains E/NE of Asheville. Article about that here.

A few days after that sighting a freak furry guy confessed to running around in a raccoon suit: Man in suit believes he may have been mistaken as Bigfoot in NC

I attribute the hysteria to meth or moonshine or both.

1 posted on 09/14/2017 9:02:59 AM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase

Does it smell like beef jerky?......................


2 posted on 09/14/2017 9:05:36 AM PDT by Red Badger (Road Rage lasts 5 minutes. Road Rash lasts 5 months!.....................)
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3 posted on 09/14/2017 9:06:33 AM PDT by Red Badger (Road Rage lasts 5 minutes. Road Rash lasts 5 months!.....................)
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To: Rebelbase

Or maybe mushrooms and higher THC in pot.


4 posted on 09/14/2017 9:10:02 AM PDT by Karliner (Jeremiah29:11,Romans8:28 Isa 17, Damascus has fallen)
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To: Rebelbase

That’s supposed to be a racoon suit? It’s not even in the right colors. LOL!


5 posted on 09/14/2017 9:10:53 AM PDT by ConjunctionJunction
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To: Rebelbase

With nearly everyone carrying a camera with them 24/7 I would have expected the number of bigfoot, alien, UFO and Nessie videos to skyrocket. Instead, only the number of videos of politicians and cops misbehaving, post disaster looting, teenagers acting stupidly and cats have increased. That tells me we have a lot of the second group and none of the first.


6 posted on 09/14/2017 9:13:43 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (The Whig Party died when it fled the great fight of its century. Ditto for the Republicans now.)
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To: Rebelbase

I have invented a spray which keeps Bigfoot away. And I can guarantee that it works. I use it regularly and I have never seen Bigfoot.


7 posted on 09/14/2017 9:14:41 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Benedict McCain is the worst traitor ever to wear the uniform of the US military.)
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To: Rebelbase

If they actually believe in such a creature they might not want to be spraying something that attracts them, sounds like pheromones and the few accounts I’ve seen that were violent and bloody involve speculation that it might have been territorial due to mating season. Given the comical name Bigfoot Juice though, she’s just looking to capitalize on the little local craze.


8 posted on 09/14/2017 9:17:05 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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The last thing i’d want to do is arouse bigfoot during mating season.


9 posted on 09/14/2017 9:19:23 AM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase

But they reportedly have real purty harr.


10 posted on 09/14/2017 9:20:39 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: KarlInOhio

Or the landings are over, and they’ve infiltrated.


11 posted on 09/14/2017 9:24:42 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: Rebelbase

The porn industry should jump right on this.


12 posted on 09/14/2017 9:25:29 AM PDT by Louis Foxwell (Progressivism is 2 year olds in a poop fight.)
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To: Rebelbase

13 posted on 09/14/2017 9:28:56 AM PDT by bar sin·is·ter (Climate Scientology - another example of science fiction morphing into a religious cult)
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To: Rebelbase
Webb — who also created a dog deodorant called Stinky Dog Spray— understands people may doubt the product. She won’t swear there is a Bigfoot herself.

"Everybody sing; Smelly cat, smelly Cat!"


14 posted on 09/14/2017 9:30:31 AM PDT by Flick Lives
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To: bar sin·is·ter

This spray attracts the moocher, the former worst lady? ??


15 posted on 09/14/2017 9:31:53 AM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: Rebelbase

Previously sold under the name: “Stoopid Attractant”.


16 posted on 09/14/2017 9:33:08 AM PDT by Gman
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To: Rebelbase

I’ve seen pictures that seem to confirm bigfeet/wookies are attracted to a large plate of lobster...


17 posted on 09/14/2017 9:39:53 AM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion
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A few hours later, Ms. Webb caught this on her trail cam...
18 posted on 09/14/2017 9:49:13 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper (WKU 2016 Boca Raton Bowl Champions)
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To: RegulatorCountry

Forget about big feet. If she had come up with a spray to attract those big “you know whats” she would have created a cash cow funded by American women worth billions of dollars which would decimate the internet personals websites, the singles bar trade, and the cosmetics industry all at once.


19 posted on 09/14/2017 9:49:28 AM PDT by 4Runner
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To: Rebelbase

Just don’t dab it behind your ears.


20 posted on 09/14/2017 9:50:12 AM PDT by heartwood (Someone has to play devil's advocate.)
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