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Fat boy did this when he knew Trump was dealing with the Houston disaster.
I think he will find out that Trump can walk and chew gum at the same time. Unlike the last little pansy we had in the W.H.
How do you say “Oopsie” in Nork?
We should send B. Hussein Obama over to Best Korea.
One megalomaniac to another. Surely Obama could handle things, right?
(Make it a one way trip only!)
If you are going to threaten other countries with missiles, then you have to prove you can actually hit them.
There was some debate that the last three missiles launched from North Korea didn’t work so good.
Now, if I was Japan, I’d be highly upset, and spend some more money for anti missile defense.
Fire a missile at North Korea, intending to miss it.
But don’t.
Oops.
Rest assured the NORK political officers are working overtime right now hyping up the missile launches to the masses of zombies existing there.
North Korea fires unidentified missile, reports say:
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/08/28/north-korea-fires-unidentified-missile-reports-say.html
Published August 28, 2017 Fox News
This image made from video aired by North Korea’s KRT on Saturday, Aug. 26, 2017, shows a photo of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, second right, speaks with officials during what Korean Central News Agency called a “target=striking contest” at unknown location in North Korea. (KRT via AP Video)
This image made from video aired by North Korea’s KRT on Saturday, Aug. 26, 2017, shows a photo of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, second right, speaks with officials during what Korean Central News Agency called a “target=striking contest” at unknown location in North Korea. (KRT via AP Video)
North Korea fired an unidentified missile into the Sea of Japan, South Korean media said on Monday.
South Korea’s military said the missile was fired from Pyongyang and that it passed over Japan.
(URGENT) S. Korean military confirms N. Korean ballistic missile flew over Japan https://t.co/r3aeihjuXQ
— Yonhap News Agency (@YonhapNews) August 28, 2017
The Pentagon is investigating.
A senior U.S. official said that there had been some movement suggesting an intermediate missile was being prepped but there was no immediate confirmation about how far this missile flew.
Racist
If we are not going to do anything, let’s just come out and tell the world. Rex Tillerson is in a dream sate if he thinks “this is the sign we were looking for”
Do we have a functioning anti missile defense system ? Are we capable of shooting down NORK missiles? THEN WHY THE HELL ARN’T WE DOING IT??? Do We need for one of the damned things to land on Tokyo THEN we respond? Where the hell is the RED LINE on NORK?
Their missiles have gone over Japan twice before... first time was in the 90’s
But would you hit it?
well now they’ve gone and done it. Didn’t anybody tell Lil Kim, Never wake up Godzilla? Ever?
Well, then it’s time the petulant, inbred brat receives his spanking.
Our leaders should give nuclear weapons to South Korea for sure, and to Japan, if enough Japanese leaders want them.
One well-placed missile from somewhere in the ocean to some very remote location in the mountains of North Korea by the US.....