Posted on 08/28/2017 11:38:19 AM PDT by tired&retired
Breaking: Studies indicate excess Dihydrogen Monoxide is the leading cause of the weather problems in Houston. Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) in the atmosphere can also facilitate severe climate change....
Frequently Asked Questions About Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO)
What is Dihydrogen Monoxide?
Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Its basis is the highly reactive hydroxyl radical, a species shown to mutate DNA, denature proteins, disrupt cell membranes, and chemically alter critical neurotransmitters. The atomic components of DHMO are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol. For more detailed information, including precautions, disposal procedures and storage requirements, refer to one of the Material Safety Data Sheets (MSDS) available for DHMO.
http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html
Should I be concerned about Dihydrogen Monoxide?
Yes, you should be concerned about DHMO! Although the U.S. Government and the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) do not classify Dihydrogen Monoxide as a toxic or carcinogenic substance (as it does with better known chemicals such as hydrochloric acid and benzene), DHMO is a constituent of many known toxic substances, diseases and disease-causing agents, environmental hazards and can even be lethal to humans in quantities as small as a thimbleful.
What are some of the dangers associated with DHMO?
Each year, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many thousands of deaths and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of dollars in damage to property and the environment. Some of the known perils of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:
Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.
DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
Man made... I don’t think so!!!
That DM thing never gets old! Love it!
And it is all President Trump’s fault.
Dihydrogen monoxide:
is also known as hydroxyl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
contributes to the “greenhouse effect”.
may cause severe burns.
contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.
Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
as an industrial solvent and coolant.
in nuclear power plants.
in the production of styrofoam.
as a fire retardant.
in many forms of cruel animal research.
in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
as an additive in certain “junk-foods” and other food products.
Water. Too funny!
“Dihydrogen Monoxide”
H2 O
funny.
Such dumbassery. Take a meteorology class.
And blow up that pesky Sun too. That’ll take care of global warming.
Good old Ach Tooo Oe. That’s the Latin spelling. I find it easier to remember than that dihydrogen whatever.
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A recent stunning revelation is that in every single instance of violence in our country's schools, including infamous shootings in high schools in Denver and Arkansas, Dihydrogen Monoxide was involved. In fact, DHMO is often very available to students of all ages within the assumed safe confines of school buildings. None of the school administrators with which we spoke could say for certain how much of the substance is in use within their very hallways. |
My daughter did a report on this back at the turn of the century. Penn and Teller also got a bunch of leftists at an earth day rally to sign a petition to ban it. :)
Blame Al. The fat turd has been out putting to much carbon dioxide
It is extremely polar and causes all sorts of chemical reactions
Plus it kills babies
Think of the children!
Please note the </s > after the title indicating HUMOR!!!
Somebody ought to pass a law.
Dihydrogen Monoxide is just the beginning.
Evacuous Liberalisfacistahyde has also struck Houston, and the sky will be falling shortly. The same crap was generated during hurricane Katrina in New Orleans.
Just loot. Its better for ya!
Di Mo shoulda been stopped at the border !!! /sarc
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