That DM thing never gets old! Love it!
Dihydrogen monoxide:
is also known as hydroxyl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
contributes to the “greenhouse effect”.
may cause severe burns.
contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.
Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
as an industrial solvent and coolant.
in nuclear power plants.
in the production of styrofoam.
as a fire retardant.
in many forms of cruel animal research.
in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
as an additive in certain “junk-foods” and other food products.
Good old Ach Tooo Oe. That’s the Latin spelling. I find it easier to remember than that dihydrogen whatever.
Actually I find this joke a bit rude. Of course science is wonderful (and I’d really like to see a non-math version offered: Science-Appreciation?) but not having taken Chem 101 does not make one deserving of such a sneaky trap.