Your cat is killing the Earth — but you can prevent it [barf]

Deutsche Welle ^ | 08.08.2017 | Irene Baños Ruiz

[poconopundit]

Thanks for this, Mewzilla. Quite a treat...

[Daffynition]

Arm and Hammer Slide TV Commercial, 'Jackhammer'

[spodefly]

Yea, a million 20-something Muslim men entering Germany is fine for the environment, but Tabby eats sick birds, so that’s a major concern.

What a stupid f’king planet this is.

[Slings and Arrows]

Always a pleasure.

[Vision Thing]

Heh. Cats take a daily dump on the libhole’s earth goddess.

Go cats go!

Come to think of it, libholes take a daily dump on their earth goddess, too. Not very worshipful.

Lol!

[Slings and Arrows]

Alternatively, use a litter box liner. ;^)

[boatbums]

cats that go or live outdoors eat urban wildlife, particularly newborn chicks

But don't newborn chicks ALSO cause CO2 emissions and eat bugs and worms and leave waste? Oh, the poor little worms and bugs and bird poopy everywhere! What a vicious cycle! /sarc

[boatbums]

Hear! Hear!

[Daffynition]

Another reason *not* to leave the seat up. :)

[Spktyr]

Cats can take care of the deer problem as well.

Also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS9X1vZpAYE

[Leep]

“goes after dogs and their supposed “environmental impact”.

NOW they have crossed the line!...haha

[Riley]

I’ve had cats all my life, and never did one bring home a bird. They brought home mice and bugs.

My last one nailed three squirrels in one day and laid them on the patio for me, shoulder to shoulder in a neat row. To him, I'm a big, hairless cat that sucks at being a cat, and he doesn't want me to starve.

Miss him a lot, he was a terrific friend.

[Professional Engineer]

Bfl

[Jamestown1630]

The feral cats in my neighborhood get squirrels. You’ll find the head and tail, with the middle part gone.

[mewzilla]

Did you ever get a chance to see EDS's Catherders commercial? That one was purrfect!

[poconopundit]

Great. Found that one on Youtube too! Nice. Many thanks.

Did you ever see my Trumpazine vanity?

Trumpazine's Secret Revealed: Scientists Trace TDS Drug's Potency to a Common Feline Attraction

[Jamestown1630]

That’s hilarious! Very creative.

[poconopundit]

Thanks, glad you enjoyed it.

There's a sequel to the story, though only a minor mention of cats this time. Instead there's more "medical" advice for TDS sufferers, plus the diagnostic poster :- )

Center for Leftist Depression Mails Public Health Poster: Understanding TDS

[Jamestown1630]

LOL! Very clever; and thanks for directing me - I missed the original :-)

[Olog-hai]

There is no shortage of ravens, fish crows and American crows that I can see. The so-called “protected” status is merely for the purposes of government control.

I had a 16-year-old one-eyed cat who died earlier this year. Up until fall of last year, he was catching and eating small birds, usually juncos but sometimes chipping sparrows (all adults), as well as mice and voles.